Dicaprio and Bradley Cooper in Miami for Super Bowl weekend

Jonah Hill better crack some funny fat jokes STAT or he’ll find his ass on the outside looking in with the Pussy Posse. Get his ass traded to Joseph Gordon Levitt’s crew or something. I mean I already said earlier today that Jonah Hill is the perfect wingman for your crew but talent is talent. Its like sometimes you draft to specifically fill a need and sometimes you just go with “Best Available” and take the top talent on the board. Yes, Jonah, you fill the funny fat guy role perfectly. But you better prove it every single second because Bradley Cooper is creepin in on the crew and he can play for just about anybody, anywhere, any time.