Jonah Hill Better Watch His Back
Dicaprio and Bradley Cooper in Miami for Super Bowl weekend
Jonah Hill better crack some funny fat jokes STAT or he’ll find his ass on the outside looking in with the Pussy Posse. Get his ass traded to Joseph Gordon Levitt’s crew or something. I mean I already said earlier today that Jonah Hill is the perfect wingman for your crew but talent is talent. Its like sometimes you draft to specifically fill a need and sometimes you just go with “Best Available” and take the top talent on the board. Yes, Jonah, you fill the funny fat guy role perfectly. But you better prove it every single second because Bradley Cooper is creepin in on the crew and he can play for just about anybody, anywhere, any time.


lots of huh-mo-sexual innuendo on this site lately.
oh I see, when he’s with Bradley Cooper he sheds the shirt even on a balcony, when he’s rockin it with Jonah he keeps a shirt on in the ocean. DiCaprio!! You’re such a fucking chameleon
Leo is just testing out his new crew. Tomorrow he’s being photographed with Channing Tatum.
This is a warning shot to Jonah theres no way Leo rolls with Coop too much compettion for pussy….Beware Jonah beware
Yo KFC, El Pres is not going to be happy with you
jesus christ how gay have we gotten, can we go back to girls with their shirts off instead of you and pres fisting eachother to leo
@stansitwell indeed, very similar to the multiple eye brow identities of yourself, sitwell.
Those Jewish features starting to materialize on Cooper.
send out the smoke patrol!
@toms Lately?
now THAT is a power couple
no fat friend; shirts come off
With all of this talk about a poon plundering dream team you have forgotten the ultimate….George effing Clooney. If there is a number two behind Leo it is definitely the old bull Clooney. He is above the law and everyone knows it [like Zoolander he has access to places 99% of people don't even know about]
these fucking guys using binoculars checking out women on the beach of miami. Some life huh, just chilling naked up in the suite telling their butler “the one in the pink looks good, give me some up close pics, Juan.”
I think these two are checking out something other than the women from their balcony!
Jonah is that fat friend who you put up with during the week because he does stuff for you, but wouldnt be caught dead with when the weekend rolls around and its time to slay broads