Just Eli Being Eli
One Stoolie said it best on Twitter – “as a Giants/Mets fan, it’s great to know I can count on being tormented by RGIII and B. Harper for the next 10-15 yrs”. Nailed it.
Even though the Giants’ DE Big 3 each got a sack, they were all jerking Griffin off post-game – and rightfully so. Dude was virtually unstoppable if not for Big Blue’s opportunistic D. RG3 made 20-28 for 258 & 2 scores, 89 yards on the ground and, most impressively, his ability to make plays under pressure look easy. Converted all 3 4th downs in the final quarter & tossed a pretty TD to take the lead with a minute & a half left. But that was his rookie mistake. Not the pick, fumble or sacks. You just don’t try to go all “last-minute game-winner” in front of the king. 90 seconds & 3 timeouts for Manning might as well be an eternity, and for all his early inaccuracies – missing a wide-open Cruz in the end zone, air-mailing the Black Unicorn for his first INT – Eli just doesn’t miss when the game is in the balance. Captain Clutch dropped an absolute dime to extend Cruz’s salsa streak to 4 after just 14 seconds & 77 yards, putting the G-Men ahead for good. Didn’t even have time to worry. I wouldn’t put it past #10 to have thrown his second pick on purpose. Fourth quarters are boring without a comeback.
With a division W under their belts, the Giants look to be hitting stride. The defense got torched for 480 yards, but 7 turnovers & 7 sacks in their past 2 games is reminiscent of last year. Eli’s making weapons out of anyone who feels like getting open, Bradshaw’s leading a top-5 NFC rushing attack and Tynes/Weatherford/Wilson are getting it done on special teams. Now, next Sunday’s grudge match at Dallas becomes the new biggest game of the year. With Philly hosting the undefeated Falcons, Big Blue has a shot at putting a decent cushion between themselves and the rest of the NFC East. Just one more victory over the Cowgirls is all I ask. Avenge that Week 1 loss & NY will have my permission to piss a game away against Rapelisberger or Cincy before the bye.


If I could poop one just one person’s face it would definitely be Michael Vick.
If I could poop on just one person’s face it would definitely be Neil.
The only thing uglier than this game was Cam Newton’s postgame conference sweater. Still 5-2, in sole possession of first, 6-2 after next week (Revenge Game).
Redskins dropped close to 500 at 7 yards per play even with 4 turnovers. Add to that the phantom illegal shift and bullshit leg sweep penalty that both took points off the board and the Giants got their asses handed to them yesterday. They forced 1 punt. Redskins had 5 TO’s all season before this game. I’ve never been more confident after a loss than yesterday. Giants fans will enjoy this win, but really in the back of their mind they know they got marched up and down the field at will by a rookie QB, rookie RB, and a “college offense.” You were gift wrapped a win by a secondary who probably wouldn’t all start on on good college team and of course, Mara’s shady ass had the refs in his pocket. Fuck him. RGIII is going to drop his dick on the NFCE for the next 10 years. Enjoy this while it lasts, shithead.
No way my team even competes next week. Congrats Giants 6-2 at the half should already be enough to win this division.
the illegal shift call was horrendous and took a touchdown off the board. the “leg whip” call is something i have never seen before and doubt i will ever see again, and took away a 1st down from the 13. Giants won by 4. Fuck you Ed Hochuli. Also, RGIII is a force of nature get ready for 10 more years of him shredding your defense 610. HTTR
roethlisberger is 50 times the qb eli is
Lol brovechkin, enjoy your phantom moral victory. You’re probably one of the welfare recipients who hangs out in front of the gallery place metro begging for my change when I’m on my lunch break.
Lol brovechkin, enjoy your phantom moral victory. You’re probably one of the welfare recipients who hangs out in front of the gallery place metro begging for my change when I’m on my lunch break.
Lol brovechkin, enjoy your phantom moral victory. You’re probably one of the welfare recipients who hangs out in front of the gallery place metro begging for my change when I’m on my lunch break.
Lol brovechkin, enjoy your phantom moral victory. You’re probably one of the welfare recipients who hangs out in front of the gallery place metro begging for my change when I’m on my lunch break. You’re probably a Va. Tech fan too.
Fucking iPhone. I’ll take a lap.
Cool story 610.
roethlisberger is 50x the qb eli is? I didn’t know bath salts were back in play firefeiter.
I think he meant to say Ben is 50x the rapist Eli is. As a Giants/Phils fan (weird, I know), the RG3/Harper thing scares the shit outta me too
Eli>Ben not even that close anymore
28 on the way, nice name retard-ass retard!
Yo haterade, learn to use a computer you fucking dolt. I will enjoy RGIII making your defense look like a high school JV team for the next decade. Eat a dick.