Just To Simplify Things – Manti Te’o Is The Biggest Loser On The Planet
I just wanna make one thing clear here because there’s so much going on. Lenni Lenape was real, fake, alive, dead. I don’t know in what capacity. Telescope made the twitter profile of the real girl who existed but was not the fake girlfriend of Manti. Manti and his family claim his a victim. Notre Dame claims he was a victim. People with brains know he obviously created this whole scam.
But one thing is for certain – this guy is the biggest fucking loser on the planet earth. An absolutely pitiful excuse of a man. I touched on this quick yesterday, but basically the two options he’s staring at is A) being the guy who made up a fake girlfriend for pity or B) being the fucking dork who got duped into an online girlfriend. In either scenario you are a grade A loser. And I’m a huge fan of manipulation and misrepresentation and snaking it, but sitting around doing all those interviews about how loving your girl is and how caring she is and how good her soul is – bro shut the fuck up! I’ve got a real girlfriend and I don’t even say all that corny bullshit. As a matter of fact that should have been our first red flag – Manti Te’o likes his girlfriend a little too much. And now you’re up at the podium trying to admit you got duped by an internet girlfriend created by a guy. The only, and I mean only time it was acceptable to get duped by someone like that on the internet is if you were in the year 1998 and you were in a lesbian chat room on AOL. Chances are everyone cybered with another 14 year old boy back then. Otherwise you’re just the biggest tool of all time. Add in the fact that you’re probably gay and its just case closed. Gay = loser.
So either way you cut it, this dude is a complete lameo. He went from monster linebacker on the number 1 team in the nation to being one of the most pathetic dudes in the history of men. Forget about sports. No matter how you cut it or what story you believe, Manti Te’o is an embarrassment to the entire male gender.


“Lenni Lenape” hahahahaha
Why the fuck is this still a story? Who gives a shit?
I don’t know. A few million dollars in a couple months might take the sting out of all this.
Why would you do cyber with lesbian chics by the way? Was 13 yr old KFC into manly looking broads? Strange
i laughed out loud when i got to “Telescope”…brilliant
“The only, and I mean only time it was acceptable to get duped by someone like that on the internet is if you were in the year 1998 and you were in a lesbian chat room on AOL” I never say lol, but I actually loled at this. Phenomenal sentence.
hes a fag, made her up to avoid peer pressure about bonin bitches
bigger closet homosexual who ya got:teo or tebow?
A/S/L? 18/f/FL 20/f/ NY Wanna cyber?
Is it cheating if he fucked a real chick?
He’s gonna kill himself.
hawaiian’s are a little different breed of people, so Teo is actually on par with the rest of that culture
I’ve never liked this dude or his Polynesian sauce ways. Between his performance in the BCS Championship and now this fiasco….I wouldn’t be chomping at the bit to draft the closet homo who either is a huge scumbag or deserves swirlies for days. “SMEAR THE QUEER!”
He gives Chik-fil-a Polynesian sauce a bad name.
He is going to get non stop shit for the rest of his life. Especially on Sundays.
he’s just lucky he will never have to hear KG talk trash about it
“Hey Manti, what’s up with all that lip gloss?”
He’s gay and he and his boyfriend cooked this whole thing up….time for him to come out of the closet.
Headline is incorrect. Neil is the biggest loser in the planet
Ugh I know, and those EYEBROWS!?! Clean. It. Up. Girlfriend.
Manti, your face called. It wants you to PICK IT UP!
“Gay = Loser” Pageviews. so hot right now. Pageviews
roger klotz69 just gave me the sketchy early internet version of a vietnam flashback
21 year old Mormon doesn’t have ANY experience with chicks… gay or not dude was looking for some sort of companionship and got pulled in due to his gullibility.. ‘girlfriend’ don’t mean the same thing to him as us.. yeah due to the proximity of his g-ma dying and the fake chick dying it got gobbled up by the media and they, along with a culpable te’o ran with it… he was on NOBODY’s heisman list 3 weeks in to the season and ND was on NOBODY’s national title purview so the idea he said, i’m gonna run with this to take me to the heisman and title game is absurd .. ignorant kid who got duped, found out Dec 6th and went to the adults 2 weeks later..
I bet Manti sucks a mean dick
12-0 season, #1 with Notre Dame, BCS trip, and a degree from Notre Dame. Ya know, I’ll take that and this stupid baggage any day. Honestly, how in any way does this retarded story matter? If he’s not gonna make it in the pro’s who gives a shit.
The dude just cant come back from this