I just wanna make one thing clear here because there’s so much going on. Lenni Lenape was real, fake, alive, dead. I don’t know in what capacity. Telescope made the twitter profile of the real girl who existed but was not the fake girlfriend of Manti. Manti and his family claim his a victim. Notre Dame claims he was a victim. People with brains know he obviously created this whole scam.

But one thing is for certain – this guy is the biggest fucking loser on the planet earth. An absolutely pitiful excuse of a man. I touched on this quick yesterday, but basically the two options he’s staring at is A) being the guy who made up a fake girlfriend for pity or B) being the fucking dork who got duped into an online girlfriend. In either scenario you are a grade A loser. And I’m a huge fan of manipulation and misrepresentation and snaking it, but sitting around doing all those interviews about how loving your girl is and how caring she is and how good her soul is – bro shut the fuck up! I’ve got a real girlfriend and I don’t even say all that corny bullshit. As a matter of fact that should have been our first red flag – Manti Te’o likes his girlfriend a little too much. And now you’re up at the podium trying to admit you got duped by an internet girlfriend created by a guy. The only, and I mean only time it was acceptable to get duped by someone like that on the internet is if you were in the year 1998 and you were in a lesbian chat room on AOL. Chances are everyone cybered with another 14 year old boy back then. Otherwise you’re just the biggest tool of all time. Add in the fact that you’re probably gay and its just case closed. Gay = loser.

So either way you cut it, this dude is a complete lameo. He went from monster linebacker on the number 1 team in the nation to being one of the most pathetic dudes in the history of men. Forget about sports. No matter how you cut it or what story you believe, Manti Te’o is an embarrassment to the entire male gender.