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YAHOO – ‘I’m in love with my grandson and we’re having a baby’ When 72-year-old Pearl met her grandson, little did she realise she’d soon be ‘pregnant’ with his child Pearl Carter is positively glowing with joy. She has a handsome new boyfriend, is enjoying an active sex life after many years of celibacy and, amazingly, is preparing to become a mother again. But the retired grandmother isn’t carrying the baby herself. She and her young lover have spent a staggering $54,000 hiring a surrogate to help them with their dreams of having a child. What makes Pearl’s decision to become a mum again even more shocking is that her new boyfriend is her biological grandson, 26-year-old Phil Bailey. ‘I’m not interested in anyone else’s opinion,’ Pearl says. ‘I am in love with Phil and he’s in love with me. Soon I’ll be holding my son or daughter in my arms and Phil will be the proud dad’…. ‘When he emailed me a photo, I thought what a handsome and sexy man he was before pinching myself – he was my grandson!’ Confused, Pearl talked to a friend, who told her about an article she’d read on Genetic Sexual Attraction (GSA), which occurs when close relatives meet as adults and are attracted to each other…. The pair spent the first week shopping, bowling and eating out. During the second week, giggly on wine after a night out, Pearl decided she wasn’t going to deny her feelings anymore. ‘I called Phil into my bedroom, sat him on the bed, and then I leant over and kissed him,’ Pearl says. ‘I expected rejection but instead he kissed me back.’

If I were Phil Bailey I’d be less concerned with Genetic Sexual Attraction and a little more concerned with Grandma putting out after only 1 week?  Like if I’m making the commitment of complete social exclusion and having people puke on me when they see me, I’m making sure my wrinkly old bag of a girlfriend isn’t a slut first and foremost.  Got to make sure she’s in it for the long haul if I’m making those sacrifices or at least for the 4-8 years she has left.  Like can you imagine telling your boys you’re moving out to go marry your Grandma then you catch her in bed sucking Uncle Leo’s dick or something?    Devastating.  So my only advice here would be a little more bowling and a little less incest fucking.   But you know what they say, true love is blind and sometimes it just happens to lead to you nailing your 72 year old grandma on her plastic covered couch.

PS-  I feel disgusting.