Just Your Average 26 Year Old Having A Baby With His 72 Year Old Grandmother

YAHOO – ‘I’m in love with my grandson and we’re having a baby’ When 72-year-old Pearl met her grandson, little did she realise she’d soon be ‘pregnant’ with his child Pearl Carter is positively glowing with joy. She has a handsome new boyfriend, is enjoying an active sex life after many years of celibacy and, amazingly, is preparing to become a mother again. But the retired grandmother isn’t carrying the baby herself. She and her young lover have spent a staggering $54,000 hiring a surrogate to help them with their dreams of having a child. What makes Pearl’s decision to become a mum again even more shocking is that her new boyfriend is her biological grandson, 26-year-old Phil Bailey. ‘I’m not interested in anyone else’s opinion,’ Pearl says. ‘I am in love with Phil and he’s in love with me. Soon I’ll be holding my son or daughter in my arms and Phil will be the proud dad’…. ‘When he emailed me a photo, I thought what a handsome and sexy man he was before pinching myself – he was my grandson!’ Confused, Pearl talked to a friend, who told her about an article she’d read on Genetic Sexual Attraction (GSA), which occurs when close relatives meet as adults and are attracted to each other…. The pair spent the first week shopping, bowling and eating out. During the second week, giggly on wine after a night out, Pearl decided she wasn’t going to deny her feelings anymore. ‘I called Phil into my bedroom, sat him on the bed, and then I leant over and kissed him,’ Pearl says. ‘I expected rejection but instead he kissed me back.’
If I were Phil Bailey I’d be less concerned with Genetic Sexual Attraction and a little more concerned with Grandma putting out after only 1 week? Like if I’m making the commitment of complete social exclusion and having people puke on me when they see me, I’m making sure my wrinkly old bag of a girlfriend isn’t a slut first and foremost. Got to make sure she’s in it for the long haul if I’m making those sacrifices or at least for the 4-8 years she has left. Like can you imagine telling your boys you’re moving out to go marry your Grandma then you catch her in bed sucking Uncle Leo’s dick or something? Devastating. So my only advice here would be a little more bowling and a little less incest fucking. But you know what they say, true love is blind and sometimes it just happens to lead to you nailing your 72 year old grandma on her plastic covered couch.
PS- I feel disgusting.
your whole blog about this should have just been what you wrote after PS
You think the grandson was doing most of the eating out?
Pickett?
“giggly on wine after a night out”
boones farm wins again.
he could bang her while she watches Murder She Wrote
i’d hit it.
plus, she has like 60 years of dick sucking experience. thats 50 more years than kfc.
Dude c’mon! I was just about to eat lunch. What the f is that dude’s excuse? He should be spayed or neutered, I don’t know what the difference is. Maybe he should just be shot.
She must be a millionaire, right?
Phil Baily got my sloppy seconds, sucks for him.
SSOTD?
Anonymous is a warm and wet kind of guy.
I respect it.
Not drunk is he who from the floor
Can rise alone and still drink more;
But drunk is he who prostrate lies
Without the power to move or rise
thinking about that minge
makes me want to cringe
Am I the only one whose first reaction to “eating out” was this kid munching his grandmother’s box?
So you want to have incest, eh?
I suppose it’s better than admitting that your gay
Why the gram, though man?
Why not a hot sister with a tan?
Incest ain’t no joke you jamoke
That baby is going to a retarded bloke!
Geewillikers, I am Jason Bay
And this all I have to say!
anonymous is a dope
all he does is sit and mope
i wish he would hang from a rope
but he sits here and quotes the pope
he makes detox choke on the soap.
while pickett knows hes got some hope
Why would you post this shit? I didn’t think my day could get any worse and then I saw this shit.
WTF? Is that even legal? I think about my grandmothers when i am banging my girlfriend just so i can last longer!
For my inaugural post on the “stool”, I’d like to pose a question…imagine licking grandma’s pork shutters?
where is the boy named detox
does he have the chicken pox
i know for sure he’s as dumb as an ox
he once told me he likes to gobble cocks
Dirtcurtains…..that is both disgusting and hilarious at the same time. And if it is your “inaugural post” on the Stool, welcome to the show. Few have walked up to the dish for the first time and delivered a bomb like that.
You can put it on the board………………..YES!
dirtcurtains, welcome.
respectivelly submitted,
farts
^ embarrassing.
dirtcurtains, you a gambling man?
I have not heard from the one whom you call Brady?
From the sound of it he has the feelings of a lady!
The man is just so sensative
Even when the jokes are just to be festive
It’s ok little Brady
Stop acting like a lady
That’s just fucking flat out sick and disturbing. Sicko Phil probably didn’t even poke the surrogate himself.
hey dirtcurtains … go fuck yourself.
Also, reading the Yahoo article, they are using the donor’s eggs and not the grandmother. So there won’t be any incest babies (technically).
i heard this news and rolled in my grave
blackdudes grandpa was my grandpa’s slave
this grandson kid better learn to behave
the jew that own’s this site, his name is Dave
“The pair spent the first week shopping, bowling and eating out.”
I can’t stop laughing.
Odds this guy puts it in his grandma’s chocolate maker are 2-1.
No lube is 11-1.
Why don’t you two try classing it up, you slobs!
The two of you are disgusting fucking blobs!
Look at the shirt?
Did you roll around in dirt?
I suppose you want the whole world to see..
how utterly fucking disgusting you can be.
Your baby is going to walk, talk and act like Corky
That blackdude who posts on this site is dorky.
Oh Oh look at my nose
It is so big I can’t see my toes
I love Sam Adams white crayon
I even received a fake tan
Just to pick up stoolapalooza hoes
Royal T = fail
Sorry man, you should’ve said “recieved a tan sprayon”
Royal, yes…bet on everything except farts/sharts…never win that one
These two should do the world a favor and brush their teeth with a 12 gauge slug.
Sorry Larry, this was my first crack at rhyming.
curtains, who you got today?
Its ok Mr T, I’m just trying to help a fellow Big angry black man out.
When did the rhyming start anyway? Am I the only one who thinks you rhymers are the opposite of funny?
parlay tampa bay with san diego
dude, your name is mclovin. i guess if anyone knew the opposite of funny, it’d be you.
McLovin are you not entertained?
Oh Larry I’m entertained. Watching some clown named after a white wine making fun of me referrencing a great movie is enjoyable.
Speaking of great movies, nice quote on your part.
Heinous.
Just saying…
No McLovin you’re not the only one. It’s fucking brutal.
Thank Jesus Viking. Every time I read that crap all I can think of is a wannabe stand up comedian bombing on stage.
We finally have the real name of “Heated” and his name is Phil Bailey…
McLovin yeah I can see that too. All I see when I read it is Scammy Adams or some other fucking retarded white kid with a sideways hat and a Celtics tank top trying to act hood. Makes me want to hit them in the back of the head with a pick axe.
Rhyming is fun, and nifty, and neat
and it breaks up my day in this cube where I seat
So just take it easy McLovin and Viking
get a hobby, try a sport, maybe some hiking?
At least we’re not out there fuckin’ our grannies
or sneaking around and sniffin’ at panties
I mean, out of all the horrible things in this world
rhyming is the thing that gets you unfurled?
Dead Grandpa and Larry T those are boys that just get it
go ahead and ask them they’ll be the first to admit it
we write on these boards like a little community
but keep up the hate and I’m sure you’ll be dead to me
I’ve already exiled BlackDude and Heated
they were being douches and had to be defeated
So let’s get along and poke fun at those who deserve
To be made fun of and get their ass served
There are bitches and minorities and teachers fuckin’ their students
Making fun of rhymers? Come on, That’s not even prudent
I’m all done now I hope that I’ve moved you
Time to sit down here and sip on a cool brew
God damn rap sucks.
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