No one hears a peep from Kansas City for oh, I dont know, 236 years, and THIS is what they decide to leave their mother’s basement and grab a torch for? A Home Run derby snub? I’m just impressed that this many people have Internet in that state. I’m legitimately picturing like 100 guys all huddled around local weatherman hero, Drew Switzer at the public library while he waits for AOL to connect so he can come on and defend his people. 38 people named Cletus screaming, “Get ‘em, Switz!” as step 7 is almost complete.
If you honestly think that Billy Butler deserved a spot over either Cano, Trumbo, Bautista, or Prince, you are legitimately dumb. This is a HOME RUN DERBY, not a low liner double over the shortstop’s head derby. If it were the latter, Butler would have been a lock for the win. These angry tweets are hilarious. I love these KC fans huffing and puffing and getting all angry with last night’s blog. I feel like the older brother with an outstretched arm on top of the younger brother’s head, keeping him from landing a punch. Adorable. My personal favorite is Fake Rex Hudler threatening, “Keep it up NYC & we will boo him again tomorrow!” Stop… Booing? Again?! Have you no decency, you madman! It’s okay though. It’s only the FAKE Rex Hudler. I know the real Rex Hudler would never resort to such a serious threat.
Hey Kansas City, come straight to the source if you have a problem. @StoolPizzaBoy