Kate Upton Doing The Cat Daddy
I love to think about how bitches like Courtney Stodden are out there doing staged photoshoots on like a monthly basis bending over backwards and flashing her tits ass and vagina shamelessly, meanwhile Kate Upton does a 30 second dance like every 3 months and just burns the internet down. I mean don’t get me wrong, Kate Upton is flashing her tits ass and vagina shamelessly too, its just so much easier for her to be successful at it.

oh my sweet baby jesus…
Fat and overrated!
^gay and understated!
Nope, I just don’t see her as the hottest chick ever like everyone else does. Weird body, decent face, floppy tits.
What’s a “Cat Daddy?”
“You dance so bad it’s like a white person who has no rhythm”
“What does that mean”
“Watch this, I’ll show you”
People have said she’s on the way to being fat and yes she will be a load eventually but right now that’s very nice.
Or it’s because Kate Upton is the hottest broad out there right now and Courtney Stodden looks like a fucking real life fem bot
New flash guys, they all become fat. that’s the point to enjoy them like this while they’re still young.
when are we getting good pics of this chick? shes been around for 2 years and not a single good nsfw pic. and don’t give me that SI painted swimsuit because that shit don’t count. if playboy gives her $5M, ya think she gets naked?
She’d look great in my freezer
she’s definitely not the hottest chick in the world, but no dude in the world would say no to banging her right now. just doin the damn thing.
@shitstain: she’s actually a good dancer. any guy who didn’t grind all over that shit at high school dances mustve been a fag or a loser
so hot
Video removed from youtube. Linke to the Vimeo version: http://vimeo.com/41393068 How the hell does Kate Upton dancing around in a bathing suit violate “YouTube’s policy on nudity or sexual content”? There’s not even a proper nipple slip in there! Pussification at its best.