Kate Upton – the sexiest rectangle in the world. Bitch’s measurements are like 36-36-36. Anyone who doesn’t say she’s a fatter chick is just lying to themselves at this point. This is fucking irrefutable proof. You can call me gay for a lot of things. But don’t call me gay for saying Kate Upton is fat. Thats just a fact.
And yes, for the 500th time, I’d still have sex with her. I would make love to those tits in a heartbeat. But after I was done I would tell my buddies about how I TF’d a fat chick.