Katie Holmes’ Slavery Contract With Tom Cruise Expired
People – After five years of marriage, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are getting a divorce, PEOPLE has learned exclusively. “This is a personal and private matter for Katie and her family,” says Holmes’s attorney Jonathan Wolfe. “Katie’s primary concern remains, as it always has been, her daughter’s best interest.”
Some people will call this a divorce. I call this an emancipation. Maybe the scientology brainwash wore off, or Tom Cruise was just done enslaving her, but Katie Holmes is a free woman.
Travolta and Tom Cruise should just get married now. Form the gayest, weirdest unholy alliance Hollywood has ever seen. Thats a serious power couple if I’ve ever seen one.
PS – Does Katie Holmes just go on a rampage now and fuck tons of dudes because shes free from the gay midget clutches of Cruise? I wouldnt be surprised if she goes and fucks every dude from the cast of Magic Mike
Always had a thing for her….naked in The Gift….I would love a crack at that fart box.
How could anyone believe in Scientology or be with someone that does. Unreal.
The Scientology battle for little Suri’s mind will be both epic and worthy of yet another Mission Impossible installment.
Scientology, believing in God…different forms of insanity. No difference.
Ghost Protocol was the bomb though.
Katie Holmes’ existence on Earth is on borrowed time. You cannot escape Scientology.
How much is Tommy gonna have to cough up for the gag order of all gag orders? Katie has seen some shit, fo’ sho’.
Mox is all over it
I hadn’t considered the possibility of Katie telling all to some reporter… Tommy is going to have to pay through the nose to keep her quiet. Wow!
Can’t wait for her tell all book.
ever notice how she will not show teeth in ANY picture for the last 5 years? Whats up with that?
Maverick going to be single in time for the Top Gun 2 world premier. He’s no dummy, he’s going to be swimming in shirtless male volleyball player dick.
she’s going to have a 4 way with 2 Unicorns and Tim Curry.
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Scientology makes Christianity and Judaism seem like common sense science.
Anyone who believes in Scientology is truely a mental midget. What is it with religion and morons? Why do people need to know what happens after we die? Why can’t the human race just accept the fact NOBODY knows what happens after we die. NOBODY. Not me. Not the fucking Pope. Not your Rabbi. Not some alien worshipping midget who makes kickass spy movies (Mission Impossible movies are awesome)… NOBODY. FACT.
@tornopen – right there with you; religion ruins everything.
Who gets the couch Tom undoubtedly jumps on every morning? Time will tell, time will tell.
Who will he “bang” next?
@johnnybegood — religion is rational and reasoning for fucking morons.