(TMZ) – Taking a leak at the Kentucky Derby could cost you $18,000 … because that’s what several companies paid per person to reserve a spot on the corporate pavillion — and TMZ has pics of their VIP crappers.

Well if ever there was a clear separation between two classes. Because not only do I not have $18,000 to literally flush down the toilet, but even if I did I wouldn’t want to spend it on this. Have you seen the Port-A-Potty area at these races? I wouldn’t miss it for the world. It’s fucking chaos. Beautiful chaos. Natty Light cans raining down from the sky, blocking out the sun. Kids running across the stalls and getting pelted off the biscuit. Sure you might take one to the face, but that’s that makes it all the more fun. The rush of knowing that while you’re pinching your tip so you don’t piss your pants, you’re also in the middle of a life and death situation? It can’t be beat.

At first I thought I might spend this $18K if there was a harem of whores attached to the backside of this trailer. But fuck that. The entire infield is a harem of whores. Hot, drunk, college whores flashing their tits. The VIP could flaunt their “fancy” bathroom, I’ll be out with my people…