SIAYA, Kenya, Nov. 8 (UPI) – It turns out Barack Obama and Mitt Romney were born in Kenya, and it on was Election Day, when a woman gave birth to twins and named them after the candidates. Millicent Owour, 20, of Siaya, Kenya, said of her newborn sons at Siaya District Hospital, “I named the first twin Barack and the second one Mitt.” The president’s father, Barack Obama Sr., was born not far away in the village of Kogelo, where his 89-year-old step-grandmother, Sarah Obama, still resides, the British newspaper The Independent reported Thursday. The residents of Kogelo sang and danced the night away after Obama’s election victory Tuesday, the BBC said. ”The reason why he has won is because God has given it to him,” said Sarah Obama. “He has got the knowledge to love all people. He doesn’t have the knowledge of division. That is why he has won.”

Barack and Mitt, growing up together as brothers. Sounds like one of those stories you see where a little puppy befriends a lion or something and they live together in harmony. I don’t even know who got the short end of the stick here. On the one hand you got one kid named Barack. Dude’s probably gonna end up with the worst 8 year presidency in a long time. By the time this kid understands his name, Obama might be the most hated dude ever. On the other hand you got a dude named Mitt. Fucking Mitt. Named after a big, stiff loser. White too. Being named after a white dude in Africa is probably not a good look. I think thats the X factor there. Barack is probably a hero in Kenya where Mitt is just a no name after thought.

So lets vote. If you were a newborn baby would you rather be named Mitt or Barack

Vote 1 for Barack vote 10 for Mitt

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PS – If I ever have twins I’m naming them Scorpion and Sub-Zero