Fix your tiara Queen Lundqvist
May 23rd, 2013 8:14 PM
What is the name of the Funke family band? #ADtrivia
May 23rd, 2013 2:00 PM
2nd to last day of @arresteddev trivia at 2pm Giving away 3 more shirts from @lexhed. Answer correctly followed by "@kfcbarstool #ADtrivia"
May 23rd, 2013 1:47 PM
@joshwolfcomedy good stuff, how should we get in contact with you?
May 23rd, 2013 11:25 AM
@joshwolfcomedy Me and El Pres are filming a weekly show recapping all the stories blogged on the Stool. Looking for guests. Any interest?
May 23rd, 2013 11:20 AM
Just like my hero, Chris Christie. I mean I don’t wanna exaggerate here but Chris Christie’s Governor Gear could change the world like Brand Jordan did for Nike.
Shout out to Louie Max Custom Printing in Queens for the fleece
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not going to take the bait on the fat joke, KFC. gotta get up pretty early in the afternoon to get one over on me.
You need to unzip and show your extra chins like Chris *Governor* Christie does.
thats gold KFC
The fact that it doesn’t say *Smut Peddler* is criminal
Haha that is amazing.
I thought *Donut Enthusiast* would have been more appropriate.
Are you still without power or do you just live in a total shithole?
Thats a smokesmash
Besides the obvious weight difference, the other difference is Christie is managing to focus both eyes at the camera. Your right eye is focusing on something at 3 o’clock. Put a patch over that other eye and straighten that shit out.
got to give it to you clancy you get shit done
Is yours sown in and shit. Christie’s is because hes the man but yours will start falling apart after a couple washes. sucks
Gotta let the double chin breathe a bit
If i couldn’t read the names I wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between you two fat fucks
That eye is really starting to creep me out, get a patch of something
You need a Snuggie like that.
Your chin looks like the head of a dick. Nice sweater, though.
You could seriously be related to el pres. Not at all a compliment if you were wondering
Your mom is hot, i’d throw it in her (far left photo).
That’s good shit KFC.
They sent you a custom fleece and don’t even get a link, just a shout out? Not a good way to keep the swag coming Clancy.
Scmass…who are kidding…there is no obvious weight difference
KFC, you look absolutely terrible right now. When was the last time your pasty white skin got some sun? That said, the fleece is incredible.
I hate you. But that’s because this is fucking great.
KFC has as many chins as Chris Christie – try figuring that one out.
nice buttthole chin…you look like you have pretty bad B.O.
Is that the clock from Back to the Future?
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