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Back in the saddle motherfuckers. Hurricane Sandy and the blizzard fucked us 2 weeks in a row. I know you assholes are like “Oh, what did Sandy ruin your commute from the bedroom to the living room?” but guess what you dickheads? A lot goes into this shit. I gotta get together with my super producer the Puerto Rican Puff Daddy to make this magic happen. This week we’re coming to you completely pre-recorded from Park Slope, Brookyln. KFC Radio has basically been a road show for the past few episodes until I move in to my new apartment, The Donut Shop 2.0. And for all you other assholes who always comment “You’re still doing these? People actually listen to these?” – yes, they do. We’re up around 200,000 views/listens/downloads and thats without any broadcasting anywhere other than Barstool New York. We were on the verge of doing a weekly one hour show on SiriusXM but at the 11th hour they told us they “didn’t just want a guy talk show with sports.” We all know the Stool doesn’t really compromise for anyone so that went out the window. So the next step is probably partnering up with Clear Channel and IHeartRadio. Get some real promotion outside of the Barstool network and maybe some real production and see where we can take this.

As for this episode – its 2 weeks worth of voicemails ranging from Cubicle Chronicles, which Barstool member is most likely to have a dead body in their basement, creating pencil sketches of porn before the days of internet porn, and much more. As you can see we fucked up with the cameras again so no video this week. Straight up, I think I forgot to press record. Viva La Stool!

Free T shirt for whoever leaves next week’s funniest/best voicemail. I think this week’s winner is either Hellen Keller or the porn drawer. Call 646-80-STOOL (646-807-8665) and leave your name, where your from, and your funniest voicemail. You can also tweet me, my producer or Tall One with your best topics @KFCBarstool, @BrendanClancy, @TallOneBarstool