KFC Radio Episode 29 Featuring Global GUTS Champion Bryan Beer II
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I’m not gonna sit here and say I’m Bob Costas and I’m not gonna pretend that this was the greatest interview of all time.
But this was the greatest interview of all time.
If you’re between the ages of like 25 and 32 and grew up watching Global Guts on Nickelodeon I absolutely guarantee you this will be one of the most entertaining things you ever watch. Bryan Beer II, Global Guts champion, college football player, professional bull rider, Florida farmer, and one hell of a model American. We talked about the Global Guts tryouts and the competition that he smoked. Mike O’Malley and Mo the referee. Evander Holyfield and the Gramatica brothers. Red Lobster, Florida’s Natural orange juice. Legends of the Hidden Temple. And of course the Aggro Crag, which Bryan unveils, complete with his gold medal and his original Guts jersey. You know in Rudy when his father walks into Notre Dame’s stadium and says “This is the most beautiful sight these eyes have ever seen?” Thats how I felt when Bryan Beer II unveiled the Crag. Just an absolutely surreal moment for anybody who ever dreamed of racing up to the top of the Crag and winning Global Guts.
Seriously, if you were a 90s kid, this is something you can’t miss. I don’t think anybody has ever done a “Where are they now?” for the competitors of Global Guts so its actually a pretty cool unique spot for KFC Radio. Huge shout out to Bryan Beer II who perfectly retold the story of every 90s kid dream – probably our best episode to date thanks to him.

Way better than last week. Great guest, good questions. Bonus points for calling out BigCat about rice in a burrito.
I was nervous all week about this, and then he goes out there and kills it.
Peaking at 12 really has to suck.
Some mighty fine stalking BigCat. Remember, Bryan Beer II, the restraining order just measures BigCat’s love for you….500 yards of love.
Hey Notorious, can you not read? Dude played college football and is now a farmer. Bro’s star has clearly been rising since his GUTS domination.
Prez has to send BigCat to the tree eating event to live blog it.
“one hell of a model american” perfect.
Amen to that (Fist pump). haha KFC
As this was playing out, I thought that there was a very slim chance that Bryan was going to donate the crag to Bigcat and he was going to crap his pants. Still an awesome video though
Who knew woody harrelson was on GUTS….
jlitsays watch the episode bud
The routine paid off…this is the best advertising campaign Red Lobster has EVER received
“I’m giving thanks to god and I’m drinking juice without a doubt” BB2 is a such a better person than the rest of us…possibly the nicest and most humble super hero American I’ve ever come across…well done kfc and bigcat
My family was too poor to have cable
he seems like a genuinely great guy
You guys knocked this out of the park. Good work.
Hendry County is seriously no joke. Some cornfed, sugarcane picking, orange juice drinking, bull-riding badass motherfuckers down there.
where can i watch the guts episode…?
I’m partying with the 1980′s US Mens Hockey Team after the Miracle on Ice. Height of the Cold War, beating the Russians. It’s like they single handedly won WWIII. How does this not come up?
Viva la Beer II!
just get it over with and ask him out already.
never heard of this show and I am one of the coolest people I know.
jaseinfeld:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2Nhgb9VEL4Y
no clue why no one blogged the actual episode
I think you guys just found your Barstool Dixie or Barstool South (whatever the fuck you’re gonna call it) writer/personality.
soccer style kicker, graduated colier high in 1958. nicknamed the mule
how is this podcast not called ” bryan beer and ball of shefter”
does anyone else think KFC drops a lot of unnecessary “fuck,” “fucking,” f bombs etc?
Why the fuck is feetleberg on this shit? He literally just sits there and spits in a cup like a fuckin idiot.
I’ve been looking forward to this all week, and I couldn’t be any happier. I’m not sure if this makes me awesome or pathetic.
Big deal, I was on Double Dare. Double Dare > Global Guts.
Jwolf, probably pathetic. But I feel the exact same way
Second time watching KFC radio. Awesome. I also started getting tired from smiling so much ha. Keep em comin boys
Could bryan beer 2 get anymore north florida, over under 4 on how many times hes left the state
Kid’s a star.
badass, getting jacked up on this for sat night.. seeing the agro crag like that… its just breathtaking..
PS anyone remember moes blog last year about some guy selling the crag.. nail on the head>>
http://philly.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/nickelodeon-guts-winner-selling-piece-of-aggro-crag-on-ebay-for-only-1500/