KFC Radio Episode 31 Featuring Mo – Part 2 – If You Could Commit One Crime And Get Away With It, What Would It Be?
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One crime. One ultimate get out of jail free card. What crime do you commit? Kill your worst enemy? Rob the biggest bank? Kidnap your favorite smokeshow? Originally I thought unless you’re a truly sick fuck you gotta go with some sort of enormous heist. Like an Ocean’s 11 type of job where you steal a zillion dollars worth of money or jewels or something. There’s a lot of people that I say I want dead but I don’t actually want them dead. Like I want the Wilpons dead but if you gave me a gun and told me I could kill them with no repercussions I couldn’t actually murder them. But then I started thinking about some random people that I’d really get a lot of satisfaction out of murdering them. I narrowed it down to 3 people. All 3 Yankees fans from the infamous Robinson Cano Home Run GIF:
If I could murder those three guys and get away with it, I’d do it in a heartbeat. And the main guy isn’t even my number 1 choice. I’d go:
3. This Fucker
Looks like something out of a Super Mario Bros game. I hate him.
2. Pinstripes Bro
Obviously Mr. Pinstripes is the star of this show. The backwards/sideways hat. The dramatics with his arms. One of the worst people on earth. I’d love to kill him.
But number 1 is this guy:
That fat fucker just screaming “FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU” on loop. I hate him more than anyone I’ve ever hated in my entire life combined. Its funny, because he actually makes me laugh. But at the same time I’d love to murder him in cold blood. Like I wanna kill him and not get a pass. I wanna kill him and get credit for it.
Anyway, I supposed my rational answer would be a heist of Fort Knox or something. My emotional answer is a triple murder slaughter of all the Yankees fans in this gif.
I liked mo on the show, just not sure why you rarely changed his face off the main screen
im pretty sure the lakers glasses bro and pinstripes bro are actually the same person
i’d put Kim Jong-un’s head on a stick and run around North Korea
this is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on Barstool. Those three turds should be dissected like lab rats in order to develop vaccines which would prevent mongoloids like them from ever being born again…
rape Brooklyn Decker
Debate: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1553567-the-100-dumbest-things-ever-said-in-sports?hpt=hp_t2
Specifically #73
Pinstripe is definitely laker glasses kid
logjammin i was about to say that. BigCat, INVESTIGATE!
Rob a bank and pay someone to kill your enemy. Duh.
imtough no one likes you
havent watched the episode so I could be repeating what one of you said but if youre one crime isnt robbing the worlds largest bank or a casino youre fucking stupid.
Put a bullet into Abe Lincoln’s head a few years earlier.
rape, murder, arson, and rape. you said rape twice… i like rape.
also- im tough…not trying to be a dick dude, but take a hint. relax with the comments for a few days. u gotta know when to step away and recover. its like quicksand, the harder you fight the deeper you sink. take a week off.
a daring daylight robbery of Fort Knox on Elephant back? That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard
if i could commit any crime it would be to steal “imtough” ‘s computer so i dont have to read his dumb comments anymore
robbing a bank is easy, the hard part is successfully laundering the money and getting away with it. thats the crime i would pick.
@kidmikeb, that’s the point genius, but thanks for playing…
@toolazy, I hear ya bro, good call…
should I stop commenting for a while? vote “up” for yes, vote “down” for no. just looking to get some up votes for a change…
well done on the blazing saddles, toolazy.
those guys are smart enough to realize Jeters homer in 96 was Right Field not Left u fuckin moron
KFC you’re a fucking pussy. all of your sports blogs suck, all you do is make fun of hockey and act jealous of the yankees. also nobody cares about the Jets except you. fuck you pussy. Neil> KFC
watching the demise of im tough the last couple days has been very entertaining. it reminds me of that fat kid that makes horrible jokes, gets laughed at & made fun of, but thinks people are laughing with him. It’s kinda pitiful but after a while you just have to join in. whoring yourself out for upvotes w/ some reverse psychology is just pathetic, give it up man
and my crime would be to make Kate Upton my indentured servant/ sex slave. go ahead and make fun of her for being fat you limp dicked, multi-chinned, cross eyed fuck.
His name is Robert Paulson
For movies..definately james bond
fuck em all imtough, this is the internet do whatever the fuck you want.
otwisted I see your usual racist comment and raise you one, go back in time with a couple toys and with the help of my ancestors blast away your ancestors that propagated slavery. That way the country we damn near built on our backs with free labor and surplus crops would never have been the great country it became, you racist fuck.
I’ve actually thought about this longer than any sane person should and I keep coming up with the same answer, my cunt wife is catching that bullet.
Hey minister….please do that…and stay in africa….things were/are going swimmingly over there…yall sure have built an AMAZING civilation there…lots of historic empires….yup, the whites didnt build a thing without the tech and know how of blacks…..it was all u…..gret job again i africa