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Happy New Year you slugs! If you didn’t tune in live last night at 8pm, here’s Part I of the season 2 premiere of KFC Radio. New year, same old shenanigans here at the Stool. We talk about Barstool Bank Robberies, crackin stick on Christmas eve, and your sloppy seconds tolerance. Also a huge debate this episode that left all of us in a split decision:

Would you give up an inch of your penis for 6 inches in height? Anyone who doesn’t understand how valuable 6 inches of height is in this world, and how inconsequential 1 inch of penis is, is a fool and a charlatan. I’ll let you listen to hear the full debate.

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Other highlights include:

Barstool Bank Robbery

Watch dream girl bang arch-nemesis

Big Cat is a phenomenal kisser

How Jimmy Traina fucks

1 inch of your penis for 6 inches of height

Jerking off on Christmas Eve

White iPhones are like horseshoes?

Marathoners vs Polar plungers

Marathoners with STDs

9 years in white collar prison or 3 months in regular jail