Minaya And Wilpon Send Mariano Rivera Pitching Rubber From His 500th

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USA TODAY – With their playoff position secured, the New York Yankees took a few moments Tuesday night to salute Derek Jeter and Mariano Rivera for milestone achievements this season.  Jeter and Rivera were presented with a bounty of special gifts during a ceremony behind home plate before the Yankees played the Kansas City Royals.  Jeter broke Lou Gehrig’s franchise record for hits with No. 2,722 on Sept. 11. Rivera reached 500 saves on June 28.  Jeter was given home plate and first base, both encased, from the night he surpassed Gehrig.  Rivera was given the bullpen bench from the old Yankee Stadium and the Citi Field pitching rubber from the night he earned save No. 500 against the New York Mets across town.

I’ll let JimmyD suck off Jeter and Rivera and any other Yankees in the organization, because that makes perfect sense. What makes NO FUCKING SENSE WHATSOEVER is Mariano Rivera being presented with a commemorative pitching rubber from Citi Field, framed, with a letter from Omar Minaya and Jeff Wilpon congratulating Rivera for earning his 500th save at Citi at the hands of the Mets.  Are the Mets FUCKING SERIOUS?  How can you be completely out of touch with your entire fan base and their feelings towards the cross town rival?  That shit is revolting. Despicable. Deplorable.  Does Jeff Wilpon WANT ME to hate the NY Mets? That is a serious question. I am actually wondering if he consciously wants me to hate the team that he owns and I TRY to love. Baseballl is baseball. If a team struggles you need to stick by them. If the have a losing season, you need to stick by them. If their medical staff is completely incompetent and allows 79% of the roster to get injured all at once…you need to stick by them. If the front office completely loses control of its executives and allows them to FIGHT TEENAGERS SHIRTLESS, you need to…. JESUS CHRIST.

But really, Jeff. Do you want to push me passed frustration, directly through hate and into the emotion of pure, unadulterated rage? MARIANO RIVERA? Really Fred? What would compel you to HONOR Mariano Rivera? Is he on the Mets? Has he EVER been on the Mets? Oh no, he’s actualy on the team Mets fans despise with a vile venom. Yep! Sounds like the 1st person I’d like to honor. Lets fill up the stadium with Dodgers memorabilia too! Oh wait thats already been done. Hey… maybe we should just give Chipper Jones and Bobby Cox a plaque too! Have we honored Kenny Rogers enough for “Ball 4″? Am I in the fucking Twilight Zone? For an organization that took SO much heat for not praising their own franchise’s history, how could the GM and Owner possibly think its a good idea to honor a Yankee?  Coming just days after losing their 90th game, Minaya and Wilpon are worried about Yankee ceremonies. Be on the look out for a double murder/suicide later today folks.  KMarko might be on his own after today.

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» Jackofspades said: { Sep 30, 2009 - 11:09:30 }

ahhh yes YES!! MORE!!! Mets fans’ anguish gives me strength

» I need a detox said: { Sep 30, 2009 - 11:09:24 }

wowsers, just did my work for the month.

no need to worry … i’m back

it’s official … golfing at 1

» windycitywoodrow said: { Sep 30, 2009 - 11:09:03 }

Detox, this is getting to be a love/hate relationship

» ilovefarts said: { Sep 30, 2009 - 11:09:33 }

mexican for lunch today!

Golf on sat!

» does this name get me laid said: { Sep 30, 2009 - 11:09:51 }

golfing = sucking corporate america off

» does this name get me laid said: { Sep 30, 2009 - 11:09:44 }

mexican, oh fuck i feel for your office mates. im still on my 99cent lunchable binge…8 work days in a row

» windycitywoodrow said: { Sep 30, 2009 - 11:09:38 }

I’m off Thursday and Friday.

» windycitywoodrow said: { Sep 30, 2009 - 11:09:05 }

Mexican food is great for a hangover

» I need a detox said: { Sep 30, 2009 - 11:09:06 }

8 lunch’s for 7.92 = brilliant

» I need a detox said: { Sep 30, 2009 - 11:09:03 }

thank god woodrow has some days off coming up

» ilovefarts said: { Sep 30, 2009 - 11:09:31 }

dollar menu doesnt get old? or do you switch from McD and BK?

» windycitywoodrow said: { Sep 30, 2009 - 11:09:52 }

How much does a gallon of gas cost by you guys. $2.39 here.

» SixTen610 said: { Sep 30, 2009 - 11:09:21 }

Hi

» windycitywoodrow said: { Sep 30, 2009 - 11:09:33 }

Hi fag, you are not needed. Go away.

» does this name get me laid said: { Sep 30, 2009 - 11:09:40 }

Hi

» SixTen610 said: { Sep 30, 2009 - 11:09:42 }

Say sorry.

» I need a detox said: { Sep 30, 2009 - 11:09:44 }

20 bucks worth of gas … light comes on … 20 bucks worth of gas … light comes on … 20 bucks worth of gas … light comes on … 20 bucks worth of gas.

who looks at how much a gal is ??

» windycitywoodrow said: { Sep 30, 2009 - 12:09:49 }

Sorry, how’s the weather then.

» SixTen610 said: { Sep 30, 2009 - 12:09:42 }

It was a little chilly this morning after Detox left, but otherwise not too bad.

Note to KFC – can we please just pretend the Mets don’t exist until spring training? It’s really ruining my Giants high and Rangers hockey anticipation. Thanks…

» I need a detox said: { Sep 30, 2009 - 12:09:52 }

weather sucks, i’m gonna freeze my nads off on the course

» ilovefarts said: { Sep 30, 2009 - 12:09:19 }

wake up go to work, look at hot girls in pants=cloudy
wake up go to work, look at hot girls in skirts=sunny

today is cloudy

» SixTen610 said: { Sep 30, 2009 - 12:09:33 }

nads = underutilized word

» I need a detox said: { Sep 30, 2009 - 12:09:51 }

610 … get off my nads

» SixTen610 said: { Sep 30, 2009 - 12:09:36 }

I have a friend named Dan who we called Nad for years when we were a lot younger – he had no problem with it. I didn’t see him for a while, then the next time I ran into him he was like, “Yeah, don’t call me that anymore, I don’t like it.”

Yeah, nice try Nad.

» windycitywoodrow said: { Sep 30, 2009 - 12:09:05 }

mrs. woodrow having surgery tomorrow. must not make replacement wife jokes this time.

» ilovefarts said: { Sep 30, 2009 - 12:09:54 }

i have a friend we called “shit lips” cause some broad gave him herpes. I saw him a few years ago and he said, “um farts, dont call me that anymore, especially infront of my wife.”

yeah ok shitlips

» I need a detox said: { Sep 30, 2009 - 12:09:49 }

no i’m not

» windycitywoodrow said: { Sep 30, 2009 - 12:09:15 }

Guy at work HATES his nickname: Re-todd.

» windycitywoodrow said: { Sep 30, 2009 - 12:09:22 }

re-todd-ed

» does this name get me laid said: { Sep 30, 2009 - 12:09:42 }

everyone at my work calls me Junior, I am the youngest by like 25 years

» I need a detox said: { Sep 30, 2009 - 12:09:40 }

windy = re-todd
farts = shitlips w herpes
610 = Nad

» windycitywoodrow said: { Sep 30, 2009 - 12:09:28 }

All the women call me Woody…

» Jackofspades said: { Sep 30, 2009 - 12:09:40 }

back to the cards fan question no I’m not…sadly I’m a fins fan, I am a suns fan though…my one zona team

» windycitywoodrow said: { Sep 30, 2009 - 12:09:29 }

Blackhawks and Bulls gonna kick ass.

» Jackofspades said: { Sep 30, 2009 - 12:09:36 }

I am sofa king we todd did

» ilovefarts said: { Sep 30, 2009 - 12:09:37 }

“wow look at dtngml, he is furisouly typing away. i tell you bob, “junior” has been really working hard lately.”

You got them all fooled with commenting

» does this name get me laid said: { Sep 30, 2009 - 12:09:11 }

Bobcats > Suns
Bobcats > Bulls

» Jackofspades said: { Sep 30, 2009 - 12:09:45 }

yeah yeah bobcats….steve nash > bobcats

» I need a detox said: { Sep 30, 2009 - 12:09:45 }

nash looks like a heroin addict

» SteakNShake said: { Sep 30, 2009 - 12:09:49 }

Cardinals = 2009 World Series Champions

» I need a detox said: { Sep 30, 2009 - 12:09:13 }

NL = JV

» SteakNShake said: { Sep 30, 2009 - 12:09:01 }

JV = Just Victorious?

» windycitywoodrow said: { Sep 30, 2009 - 12:09:02 }

JV = Jackingoff Violently

» New York Sports Jerk said: { Sep 30, 2009 - 01:09:54 }

Maybe they’ll include Mariano in their shrine to another guy who never played a game for them.

» JimmyD said: { Sep 30, 2009 - 02:09:04 }

And finally, the Mets are back in the news. Nice job by the front office to ride Yankee cock to a story in USA Today.

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