KFCradio Episode 6 – Gorilla Warfare and Cubicle Masturbation
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Episode 6 all up in ya mothafuckin ears. Big time bounce back this week after the Week 5 flop. Voicemails were creative and funny as fuck. Strasser the Pizza Boy actually did a great interview to start the show, minus the fact that he sounds like a mouth breather pedophile. Dude makes Andrew Luck sound eloquent and suave. This week we talked about whether a 21 year old trained from birth to fight could win in a one-on-one cage match with a gorilla. We talked about jerking off at work, Starbursts, and having sex with homeless girls. Full disclaimer – when the kid on the voicemail said “You have to fuck her in the box” I thought he said in the “bar.” So I was envisioning a homeless girl in the bar. Kinda butchered that one. Oh well. Point still stands.
This week we tried to put together a little highlights reel on Youtube. Its like a 3 or 4 minute clip of the funniest bits from this week, since I know alot of you don’t have the time or patience to listin to a 50 minute podcast. The editing still sucks – some of the audio doesn’t sync up with the video, but again, we’re just doing this on the fly with no expertise whatsoever. So shut the fuck up about the technical aspects. You can also listen on iTunes and Soundcloud.
For those of you interested in the full, uncut, unedited version of this weeks video including all our screw ups and bloopers, you can watch it in its entirety here:
KFCradio Ep 6 from Barstool New York on Vimeo.
Kick back, plug in, and enjoy. And keep calling that Barstool Voicemail line. The messages this week were A+. Keep em comin. (646)-80-STOOL (646-807-8665)
I listened for a little bit. But, hearing stoolies call in and speak makes me cringe.
kevin – last night on the watermelon challenge, did you really say “i’ve seen more action in an aushwitz oven?”
I haven’t checked this one out yet but I hope you fixed the call volume. I hate listening and not being to hear a goddamn thing being said by the caller.
In all seriousness, fuck the caller bangin’ on Barstool Chicago’s Neil for having the name he does. Dudes named Neil do suck, Neals, however, are the shit. A > I. Signed, Neal Lynch
were those really the fucking highlights?!??!
Pizza Boy sounds like a dick
KFC what’s the turn around time from mailbox to use or not use. I need to know if
My shit didn’t make it because it wasn’t funny or just because you couldn’t sift
Through 700 drunk voicemails.
I swear that every would you rather call is the same exact person.
I’m actually almost pissed off at your plodding, pathetic shot at the “haters” with regard to Neil. What fun is the comment section if we’re all just posting glowing reviews of your blogs? Or getting into civilized debates about the NFL teams most likely to win the Super Bowl? Who gives a shit? The REASON this site is even funny is because of the comment section haters and insults. Are you that stupid that you think people come to this site for your CONTENT?? That’s the appetizer dude. The entree is down below. I can’t believe you actually were diagnosing Neil’s forthcoming formula for getting the superfans to write about sports while he handles pop culture. I could have transcribed that for the Cubicle blogs (again, funny because they are user-generated). You might as well have thrown in “KPIs” and “ROI” into your lame-ass diatribe. Come on KFC, step off that high horse Cowboy. #giddyup
KFC sucks …he’s my least favorite blogger on here… please replace him pres
I like KFC. I’m just bewildered by what he must think this blog is. Again, this isn’t a content-driven site. The content all comes from other websites. It’s just commentary on content, and most of the time the user comments are what drives the laughs. I’m also amazed at his high-level geometric breakdown of Neil’s joke-telling ability. Dude you’re not a writer for SNL or Fallon or something. You comment on other website content on a blog. That’s it. Anyway, it’s just annoying as shit to hear you talk about it.
Dont know whats funnier, the way us commenters bust on the writers and how serious they take us OR when the writers destroy anyone and everyone in multiple blogs and somehow dont realize they are doing the same thing we are. Here is the kicker, we get bored at work and read barstool and take a few seconds to call someone a cock or make fun of their ridiculous twitter picture while the writers devote hours upon hours of their lives to diggin up any typa dirt on heads….. KFC, ur a smart dude. You see where im goin with this. The comment section is hilarious, lighten up buddy.
Serious critique. your shows would be million times better if it wasnt a camera staring you dead in the face the entire time. fix that, thanks.
KFC, you’re starting to take your audience for granted. The comments sections on Barstool sites are routinely funnier than the blogs themselves. Sorry that you can’t accept this is true. If the comments sections were shut down, I would spend a fraction of the time I do on the Stool.
If our comments about the quality of blogs and bloggers don’t matter, why does it make you “nervous” to see an A+ from one the “degenerates” posting about your “work” on New York? Make up your mind. And who the fuck are you calling a degenerate anyway?
And trust me, I’m not joking when I say Neil is not doing a good job, and I don’t think anyone else is either. I hope he turns it around, but he’s not off to a good start and that’s just a fact. The best Strasser could say about Neil (who he describes as “creepy” looking) is that he has “decent” material. Hardly what I would call a ringing endorsement. Is Strasser being a dickhead for not saying Neil is great?
The bottom line is you basically committed career suicide when you decided to go to work for Barstool and have to make this work as no normal company will ever hire you again. Do you see yourself doing this forever? Ask yourself how much harder your job would be without our tips, voicemails, and comments.
Clean up your attitude.
KFC is awesome, haters, get new teams you faggots. But for real, ive given you a couple voicemails that were wayyyy better than that nonsense. I guess that just means there is way more of us then i though. Party on Garth!!