KFCRadio Episode 7 – Blind Babies and Biting Gerbils
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Short and sweet this week, folks. A half hour show down the the minute. Tall One from Barstool U called in to talk about the voicemail screening process. He narrowed it down to 12 thought provoking voicemails this week. And in miraculous fashion, not one Would You Rather. Thats what I call growth, people!
We discussed how much its worth to bite the head off a gerbil. Warren Sapp vs. a Cheetah in its prime. And if your life was on the line, could you kill a baby with a beautiful singing voice.
Be forewarned, I was a bonafide disaster this week. I spilled not one but 2 mugs of water all over the equipment. Barely had a voice. And was still shaking off the cobwebs of a Dewey Beach bachelor party hangover. So, for the full, unedited version with every mistake, mishap and blooper, watch here:
KFCradio Episode 7 from Barstool New York on Vimeo.
And here’s a gif of what looks like me masturbating:
Kick back, plug in and enjoy.
And remember, keep those voicemails coming. Stoolies are really getting the hang of it now. They’re only getting better and better. Call 646-80-STOOL (646-807-8665)
Chances I buy Gushers tonight – 100%
Cool episode Hansel.
Your a dork bro. Stoolies are funny as shit but ur just a smug lil dork, KFC. And dude, every week you cry about being hungover. Wut the fuck KFC? Man the fuck up, ur talking to a bunch of bros that get sauced just like you and actually hafto go to a real job in the morning. This is like 48 hours after the “weekend” and ur still being a lil bitch about it? Vag.
godaddy im getting old as fuck. Hangovers are no joke anymore. Cant take it
I used to never get hungover, but now that I’m older 48 hours is a typical recovery time. Nice work with this week’s episode of Kradio
Bottom line is that you gotta be doin blow er something to still be hungover 48 hours after ur last drank. You did say it was a bachelor party so im gna assume it was the coke that had ur head weighing 100 pounds and retract my previous statement.
Fellas, im 35, just gotta get up and sweat that shit out. By 6pm the next day ur gold. Unless, like i said, theres sum Ya Yo involved. Then i can agree that 48 hours is a typical hangover.
Yayo is like golf… it’s only good when it’s free.
Eh
@mitch you need to get some good ya man, there is a reason that shit is addictive
Really? FUCKING WARREN SAPP VS. A FUCKING CHEETAH!?!?! You take THAT fucking call and not the Batman MarryFuckKillFest – Holmes vs. Kidman vs. Basinger all in their primes? Tall One can go fuck himself.
scooby dooby fruit snacks dominate the fruit snack game
scooby doo* what the fuck am i on
I really think you misunderstood that guy’s Sapp v. Cheetah. It was “Who would win” not “who’s faster”. Obviously a cheetah is faster, that wasn’t the question. But yeah, I’d still say a cheetah would eat his fatass. But it’s at least worth discussing, listen to the fucking question KFC
As I have previously stated, simple hangover cure: get high as fuck, chug gatorade and eat bacon (then maybe exercise), jerkoff, smoke more, then take a glorious nap.
Smug.