Short and sweet this week, folks. A half hour show down the the minute. Tall One from Barstool U called in to talk about the voicemail screening process. He narrowed it down to 12 thought provoking voicemails this week. And in miraculous fashion, not one Would You Rather. Thats what I call growth, people!
We discussed how much its worth to bite the head off a gerbil. Warren Sapp vs. a Cheetah in its prime. And if your life was on the line, could you kill a baby with a beautiful singing voice.
Be forewarned, I was a bonafide disaster this week. I spilled not one but 2 mugs of water all over the equipment. Barely had a voice. And was still shaking off the cobwebs of a Dewey Beach bachelor party hangover. So, for the full, unedited version with every mistake, mishap and blooper, watch here:
And here’s a gif of what looks like me masturbating:
Kick back, plug in and enjoy.
And remember, keep those voicemails coming. Stoolies are really getting the hang of it now. They’re only getting better and better. Call 646-80-STOOL (646-807-8665)