KFCRadio Episode 9: The Whitest Episode Yet
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This week’s episode was the whitest episode in the illustrious history of KFCRadio. We talked about the Olympics, seersucker suits with birkenstocks sandals, Jeopardy, half marathons, and Keanu Reeves. I defy you to find a whiter lineup of topics than that. This might be the whitest 40 minutes in the history of spoken word.
Kick back plug in and enjoy. Call 646-80-STOOL (646-807-8665) and leave voicemails for next week. Talk about the Olympics, broads, and anything else in between. Also follow me on twitter @KFCBarstool and tweet me topics with the hashtag #KFCRadio. Next week we’re gonna read Stoolie Tweets on air.
Throwing out super smash bros = N64 scrub
I listened to this last night and came to a conclusion. KFC, next time u rip on commenters and call people hardos n shit just remember you are the absolute biggest hardo of them all. And your a total dork bruhh. Cracks me up when u act all gangsta at the beginning, rapping along n shit. Probly the most boring episode yet too, by the way.
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KFC, Siphon Filter was the game that paged the way for Golden Eye too. Hardo.
^ siphon filter was the absolute tits bro. played that shit about 10 hours a day
couldn’t be more correct on the MFK anal, lesbian, amateur porn question.
and whooooooo the fuck is the gayball with the “cute soft voice” with you KFC?
goddy i may be opening a can of worms here since you’re a big boy round these parts, but if you’re going to try to be tough and rip on someone at least do it correctly, because your comment is pretty much nullified when you end it with “paged the way”. And calling someone else a “hardo” on a comment section on the internet could be the very definition of calling the kettle black. take a rest my friend.
Meowmix, relax bro. Most non-dickheads would realize that i obviously meant to type “pave the way” rather than “page the way”. But go ahead and pick apart my grammer on the same “comment section” you speak of. As far as the Hardo thing goes, i was basically saying that KFC always calls everyone hardos and constantly rips on the commenters and after listening to all 9 of these i have come to the conclusion that KFC has no business calling anyone a hardo untill he realizes he is the king hardo, king troll, etc. so basically i was sticking up for the commeters that he is always making fun of, including you.
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and meowmix, can you please edit my comment section post please. Im afraid i have made a few gramatical errors and may have a few, wut you dicks would call, run on sentences as well. Thanks bro.
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“Big Boy around these parts”? Acting tough? The fuck you talking about bro? Hahah. Ive been commenting for like a year haha. Im flattered tho, dont get me wrong.
Oh and meowmix, if ur hell bent on correcting peoples comments like a little faggot, then dont be a fuckin cock and start ur sentences with “And”. Just saying. Grade school shit, bruhh. Get off me.
Beatstains, thats KFCs lil brother. Dillon.
It became okay to start sentence with and after about the 3rd grade where I come from so as you say it is in fact “grade school shit bruh” calm yourself I just typed about 5 sentences and I get an essay back. Didn’t mean to upset you
If you aren’t grinding around the corners for the power boost in Mario Kart then you are doing it wrong…also marrying Zelda? Seriously? I hated “Zelda loser” with the passion of 1,000 proximity mines
lol 4 real goddy?? sounds like a fluffer
Beatstains, i swear bro. Haha. Meowmix, get off me.
I stopped listening to these a few episodes ago after he talked shit about the commenters (the same people who call his dumb voicemail line to lay the groundwork for his weekly podcast) and dismissed the consensus opinion that Neil sucks. KFC is starting to get a bit too full of himself around here. I liked him better when he was suicidally depressed.
Straighttt fire this week, only qualm was with you not only excluding super smash bros from the mfk n64 but then going on ahead and saying that it fucking sucks…goldeneye is a great game but super smash bros is wayyy more representative of what n64 was all about than goldeneye
Johnny, thats all was saying when faggit ass meowmix er wutever had to hop on my dong. I remember saying about 5 months ago that kfc was hands down the coolest writer on barstool but something changed. I swear the bro thinks hes a god damn celebrity er sumthin. its insane how much him and Feetelburger want to ride Prez’s dick. Your killing me KFC, you and ur man boobs need to snap back to reality. Still got love for ya tho bro, just saying. I’ll put my job and my salary against urs anyday. And my ride, and my digs etc. you def have bigger titties than me tho so you got me on that front.
RCP-90 in Goldeneye was the shit
GoldenEye was the shit! Plus who can go wrong with Bond? and Zelda was the epitome of video game greatness….those two were the top self kings…and Fuck the PSX shit was weak until the PS2 and PS3 came along…Boom sauce all you fuckin hardos
my hatred for the Tall One rivals the power of a thousand suns. yet another shitbag week of questions, so I’ll just post mine here:
Woud Your Rather – have severe pinkeye for an entire year and not be able to cover it up with sunglasses or a blindfold OR have a MASSIVE cold sore on your lip for the entire summer that you can’t hide?
#2. How much would someone have to pay per year to be a woman for the rest of your life? You won’t need surgery, you just wake up with tits and a vagina that bleeds and you can get pregnant. How much LESS would you accept if you couldn’t get preggers or have periods?
FTO