Kid Had The Fucking Worst Day At The Zoo

Typical fucking spoiled brat kids these days.   Wahh I only saw the gentle animals.  Wahh I only saw zebras.  Wahh I only saw giraffes.   Shut the fuck up Geoffrey you wanted to see the Otters.   That slut Harmony took you into a dark spooky cave to see the toucans and gorillas and you’re crying because you couldn’t see the most cute and cuddly and playful motherfuckers in the entire Animal Kingdom.  Fucking baby.   Just sit in your baby seat and shut up baby.

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» slampig said: { Jul 29, 2010 - 02:07:28 }

Kid is def gay. He wants to pet the otters with Evan

» jackofspades said: { Jul 29, 2010 - 02:07:27 }

I like this kid…knows what he wants and he isn’t gonna let some bitch ruin his day…fuck you slut you wanna see the gorillas in the dark cave? well then you can find your own way home…then as he’s leaving her in there he finds the creepy old guy in the hoody and sends him her direction

» donkeypunch said: { Jul 29, 2010 - 02:07:57 }

This kid is more articulate than most of the members of this site.

» ilovefarts said: { Jul 29, 2010 - 02:07:48 }

i miss jumboman

» The Dude said: { Jul 29, 2010 - 02:07:13 }

Lions, Tigers and Gorillas are gentile animals?

Otters aren’t.

Lessons learned

» mattsh20 said: { Jul 29, 2010 - 02:07:00 }

Geoffrey, move your gay little Lion scooter thing out of the middle of the fucking walkway. Kids an attention whore.

» donkeypunch said: { Jul 29, 2010 - 02:07:54 }

Also spelling his name “Geoffrey” pretty much sets him up for daily beatings in middle school.

» Hank Scorpio said: { Jul 29, 2010 - 03:07:58 }

Donkeypunch, my name is Geoff, and in middle school I handed out more beatings than I took.

I probably would have taken you and your fat brothers lunch money every day.

» donkeypunch said: { Jul 29, 2010 - 03:07:20 }

No offense intended Hank.

» Hank Scorpio said: { Jul 29, 2010 - 04:07:59 }

Ha, none taken. I can’t watch the vids at work so for all I know this kid is on the fast track to getting consistent beatdowns. But we all know that is gonna be determined more by his attitude and size than his name.

» warwick said: { Jul 29, 2010 - 04:07:42 }

Chick named Harmony wants to take you to a dark cave? Sounds like a lot of experiences I’ve had in a strip club.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVMNbubGYP0

» heatcheck13 said: { Jul 30, 2010 - 12:07:24 }

little man just wanted to have a day with the bros without that bitch harmony fucking it up. its like when your heading to vegas with the guys and a couple of girlfriends want to come along and fuck the whole time up

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