Kid Who Shot 5 Black People In Tulsa Pulls The “I’m Not Racist, I Have Black Friends” Card
(DailyMail) – One of the two men involved in a Good Friday shooting spree which left three dead and two injured has denied he was motivated by racism. Jake England has been accused of a hate crime for his role in the Tulsa killings alongside his roommate Alvin Watts, which came just a day after he posted a racially charged message on Facebook. However, in an interview from his cell he has insisted he is not racist, and even said that some of his ‘best friends’ are African-American.The 19-year-old also spoke of the torment of witnessing the death of his father, who was killed during an attempted burglary, and his girlfriend, who shot herself at their home.
I’m not one to tell the courts how to do their job. Like I don’t want to tell them that they have to drop the “hate crime” charge here, but they kind of have to, right? Because “I have black friends” is a fucking clear sign that you’re not racist. You don’t hate your friends. He has black friends. Ipso facto, Jake England doesn’t hate black people. The other day I guess I had a racially charged post and Dante said “bro people are gonna think you’re in the KKK.” I was like ummm are you a fucking idiot? I work with Mo, we talk on Gchat sometimes. I’m obviously not a racist dude. Check my iTunes, I got a bunch of Lil Wayne in there. I had fried chicken for lunch. I accidentally left the TV on a basketball game for 20 minutes the other day. Kool-Aid is literally my favorite drink. Making racist jokes is the best way to prove you’re not a racist. Sure, usually I stick to the “black kid got your bike for Christmas” variety but shooting 5 black guys is Jake England’s version of a punch line. You just don’t get the joke.
I’ll tell you what though, Jake is gonna have a lot of black friends in prison. Jamal and LaMar are gonna get real close with him.
Oh, he’s going to get buttraped by black men in prison? OMGGG, That’s so new and witty. Fail. Next time you stage dive, go head first. How fast can people in wheelchairs type? Like Stephen Hawking takes forever, right?
^someones been buttraped by black guys in prison
^ I think it’s more like someone’s been abandoned at a blackout show so his girlfriend could flirt with feitelberg. Picturing this kid getting cuckholded by Feits is pretty hilarious, just getting all heated standing alone in the corner of the room
Ah…. the ole Philly Barstool defense.
“The Stool isn’t racist… we have a black writer.”
I get the joke, if you’re white and shoot 5 black people, you say “at least it’s not black on black crime, I’m not racist.” If he did that I might chuckle, but dude that Hair cut + the name (Jake England)…That alone screams racist.
he will become the best cum dumpster in prison…bitch
Dude was going to be labeled a racist no matter what. His Dad was killed by a black guy, so in the media’s eyes, he is automatically a racist till the day he dies. Even if he would of said his Dad was killed by a young man of African decent, he would still be fucked. People and the media love to point at someone and say look he is a RACIST!!
cincylife, those first two sentences are are literally the most retarded things ever written
You never know, it wouldn’t be the first time the black card worked. (clarence thomas)
The guy is an Indian, he should have scalped them instead of shooting them.
@pedr- not really, black people and the media love to shake sticks at anyone who commits a crime against them. and if it is a white guy, all hell breaks lose because its automatically a hate crime. its kind of pathetic, i lied….its totally fucking pathetic.
i don’t know about this hate crime shit sometimes. i’m as anti-racist as anyone, and while i understand a lot of crimes are racially-motivated to some extent, i think it ends up dividing us more. try this kid for shooting five people, not five BLACK people. if you want to contend that he is or isn’t racist during the trial, that’s fine, but i don’t know if the charge needs a special title.
i remember i got burned for $300 by some gay kid i used to sell bud to. i cuffed it to him since he was a regular, he said he’d be back, but i never saw him again and the school year ended. i was able to locate him in the fall, and was just going to run up on his spot, but in the end, i had to let it go, cuz this kid can just be like, “oh, he beat me up cuz i’m gay”, and what’s my response? “no, your honor, it had nothing to do with his sexual orientation, i was trying to collect a delinquent drug debt.” that shit ain’t gonna fly.
also, my girl is from NY, and she said there’s this place like 45 minutes out of the city called Kiryas Joel, and it’s some community of Hasidic jews. She says they don’t have to pay taxes, they get all this free shit, and they’re protected as a religious sect. but if you drive through there and aren’t one of them, they throw rocks and dirty diapers and all kinds of shit at you, and if you lay a finger on them, they scream “hate crime.” so the shit gets abused. makes more sense to me to just address shit at face value than create special circumstances and whatnot. but i’m also just talking out of my ass here, so what do i know…
I have to stop reading anything at all related to race at the stool, its so discouraging to see these racist retards try to blame their racism on the world being sensitive to racism.
This kid gunned down 5 black people without injuring anyone of any other race, right?? What were his reasons for shooting up? So for no reason he tried to kill a bunch of black people. If he had half a brain, he would have shot some white people just to try to mask his feelings.
Dude just watched A Time to Kill, but the problem is these random people he shot weren’t the ones who raped and killed his daughter, I mean father