Fox News - Is Kim Kardashian angling to become Kim Kardash-Lin? The website Media Takeout says Kim’s publicist is taking the first step necessary to make this happen at least, in trying to arrange date between the ex Mrs. Kris Humphries and the biggest story in basketball since LeBron James turned pro out of high school: New York Knicks Harvard-educated point guard from heaven, Jeremy Lin. “She thinks [Jeremy] is cute, and she’s good friend’s with [Jeremy’s teammate Carmelo Anthony’s wife] Lala. It’s going to be a double date,” MTO reports.  Kardashian was famously married to then New Jersey Net Kris Humphries for 73 days. A long-term relationship to the Savior of the New York Knicks, who also happens to be a devout Christian in the Tim Tebow mold, could do wonders for her tattered image. Lin, for his part, is excited by the prospect, too, MTO reports. Interestingly, on the same day the Kim + Jeremy item came out, TMZ is reporting that Reggie Bush is 100 percent not getting back together with his old flame Kardashian.

Well. I guess when you’re used to dating gigantic black men and it continually crashes and burns, you need to completely flip the script. From thug black dudes to nerdy Asians. Doesn’t get any more polar opposite than that. One thing we know for certain, doggiestyle is completely and utterly out of the question for the Kim KardashiLIN duo.

Just further proof that the world can’t get enough of Soy Sauce. Doesn’t matter if its me, the Asians in Chinatown, pathetic celebrity dumpsters. Whoever. Shit even that kinky old minx Dr. Ruth wants some of of that Jere-meat:

A little back door play! Holy moly Dr. Ruth! Imagine Jeremy Lin having butt sex with Dr. Ruth Westheimer? Thats pretty much when you know you’re truly something special. Transcending all sports. Really though, all this attention from whores young and old brings up an interesting question:

Is Jeremy Lin getting laid? Obviously right now he’s legitimately the biggest star on the planet earth. But at the same time he’s still just the nerdy awkward kid he was 2 weeks ago. I mean yea, he played hoops in college and has been in and out of the NBA, so the logical thought would be that he’s plowed through some chicks. But then you factor in the intense religious devotion. Is he a virgin like Tebow? Is he waiting till marriage? If he isn’t, does he know how to close with chicks? Yea he’s a superstar right now, but is he comfortable enough to take a couple chicks back to the hotel room and have his way with them? To be honest I say no. I say he goes back to the hotel room, plays some Monopoly with Landry, and starts going over game film and shit like that. Dude is too busy being the most Linspirational person on the planet to deal with floozies.

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