KKK Wants To Adopt A Highway

(Newser) – A Georgia Ku Klux Klan chapter has applied to “adopt” a stretch of highway in the Appalachian Mountains, and the state may actually have to allow it. The last time the Klan tried to adopt a highway, state officials in Missouri tried to block it, and wound up losing a court battle on First Amendment grounds. “We just want to clean up the doggone road,” the Klan’s exalted cyclops for the Realm of Georgia (yes, really) tells the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. Georgia’s adopt-a-highway program officially allows “any civic-minded organization” to maintain a stretch of road in exchange for state recognition. The Klan insists it qualifies. “We’re not racists,” a secretary tells CNN. “We just want to be with white people. If that’s a crime, then I don’t know.” But many are insisting Georgia turn down the application, no matter the legal consequences. “What’s next,” asks one state lawmaker. “Are we going to let neo-Nazis or the Taliban or al-Qaeda adopt highways?”
Sometimes you just gotta laugh at the KKK. Am I right? No? Alright then.
But seriously the thought of these Grand Wizards and Grand Dragons and Exalted Cyclopes doing adopt-a-highway just slays me. Primarily because I don’t think the KKK is all about lynching and burning crosses or all that horrible shit anymore. Just sounds like its a bunch of old white guys who wanna hang out with other white guys and want to clean up the town. Thats seriously like 100% of white guys who live in the suburbs these days. As I’m writing this blog I’m realizing I’m starting to sound like a Ku Klux Klan sympathizer so I think I’m just gonna stop. But I just have a vision of some old dopey white dudes picking up all the garbage and repainting the traffic lines on the highway like Kramer from Seinfeld and it doesn’t seem so bad to me. The just wanna clean up the doggone road.

Everyone associated with KKK should jump off a bridge
yup cause no one should stand up for white rights or anything,, all other races do it but when it comes to whites its ridiculous ???
Wake up white people
The NAACP and the Jews should adopt the stretch of the highway right before and after what they want.
“We’re not racists,” a secretary tells CNN. “We just want to be with white people.” thats like saying “we’re not fat, we just like to eat McDonalds 3 times a day and never exercise”
lol race.
There goal is to keep that stretch of highway so clean you can eat right off the road, so long as it’s not fried chicken, tacos or matzoh.
*their dammit, fucking homonyms
Why would white supremacists want to adopt a dirty black road covered in filthy yellow lines? Also there should be a Mexican joke in here.
well the NAACP and other black activist rights groups own shit and do stuff. fuck it. let them have it, the kkk isnt effecting shit by owning a stretch of highway…might see a few crosses along the road side but you need some sort of view
so they won’t be using blacktop on that stretch its safe to say
“the Amazing Race…is that a show about white people?”
i support this because i think it would be hilarious to see them cleaning the side of the highway in their halloween bedsheet ghost costumes while people drive by throwing shit at them