Remember when Steve Nash and Amare Stoudemire were on the Suns in their prime and they still weren’t able to get over the hump? Well just add 5 years and 50,000 miles, a ball hog and even less defense. Recipe for success!

But don’t worry the Knicks signed James White and Jason Kidd is deciding on whether to join them too! Maybe we can sign up Marbury as well. Marcus Camby is still out there as well. Maybe Allen Houston isn’t busy? Lets assemble a team that would absolutely kill it in 1997.

On a serious note, I know Nash is still really productive and this offense will probably fucking rock and roll, but its still just not a big enough move to turn this team into a serious able-to-beat-the-Heat contender.