Knicks/Heat Game 2 – It Can Only Get Better
You know what the Knicks are right now? The Knicks are the 13 year old from the blog earlier today who fucked that disgustingly ugly woman for 2 straight years. Like I said for that kid – that chick was so abhorrent that no matter what he has sex with next, his sex life will get better. Its rock fucking bottom, so you can only go up.
Fucking that Bowser look-alike was Game 1 for the Knicks. Literally everything went wrong. Chandler was sick, Melo put up a fucking dud, Shumpter blows out his ACL, they turned the ball over at an insane rate, and the refs bought into Lebron’s flopfest performance and blew the whistle every single time down the floor. Not even exaggerating, that was one of the worst Knicks performances I’ve ever seen. Especially in the playoffs. It was the most well rounded, consistently shitty performance you can script. So I can tell you without a doubt, 100% with certainty – the Knicks will play better tonite. Borderline impossible to play worse. Thats not saying much, I realize that. But its the mindset they need to carry into game 2.
Everyone knows that if the Knicks were gonna compete with the Heat, it would be a matter of the Perfect Storm of things going right. Everyone on the floor needs to have their absolute best possible game, all at once. Well, Saturday everyone all had their worst possible game. Put it behind you, move on, and basically pray to God Carmelo comes out with that triple double version of himself and keep your fingers crossed that Wade and Lebron caught whatever Tyson Chandler was sick with.
Oh and I know Mike Woodson said he’s basically sticking by the stars on this roster but at this point its clear that Amare Stoudemire is a detriment to this team when he’s on the floor. He should come off the bench and play limited minutes because this guy just cannot compete on a professional level anymore with the body hes got.
Worst part of all that was losing Shumpert. Guy goes balls to the walls. If Lebron were a human capable of acquiring a human injury this would be the game he gets it. After that moron tweeted about Rose (not saying that’s Lebron’s fault) it would come full circle. But I’m pretty sure the guy doesn’t feel pain, which is why he flops worse than Kim Kardashian’s vagina whenever he gets touched. Gotta sell it.
Knicks suck, basketball is for the gheys. If the Knicks lose any of the next 3 games by less than 20 it will be a miracle.
Let’s Go RANGERS!
Their two best defensive players are dying/hurt playing against a team with two of the best offensive players in the game. It’s not looking good but who knows, can’t give up on them yet. Go Knicks.
“It Can Only Get Better.” You call moving from 0-1 to 0-2 in the series “getting better” KFC?
Amare is fine did you watch the last 5 games he played and that facial he served Ty Thomas? He just sucks at D but he has for the past 2 years.
We’re fucked. Plain and simple.
Time to put Gadzuric in and have him throw his elbows at Lebron/sit on his face. It’s our only hope
He’s fine when he’s not out there with Melo. Melo plays great in the post, but when you have Tyson AND Stat out there, you can’t fit Melo down low. Should play Stoudemire off the bench with Jeffries. That way your starting PF & C have a similar mix of Offensive and Defensive ability as the PF & C coming off the bench.
Otherwise if the 3 play together, the second unit’s frontcourt consists of Jeffries and Harrelson. And that sucks…
Forgot about gadzurik. Flying Dutchman needs more time out there because Harrelson only takes 3s and we already miss enough of those.
When you say “it can only get better” are you already talking about the draft?