Kristen Stewart Voted #1 In The Top 10 Least Sexy Actresses
Daily Mail- A spokesman for MenKind, who conducted the poll, said: ‘Our Oscars poll has been a fascinating insight into the minds of British men. It’s shown that sexiness is far more than appearance’. ‘They were turned off by volatile and moody actresses as well as ice queens. And they don’t want to see unhealthily skinny starlets on the big screen.’ The news will also be a blow for second placed Sex and the City star Sarah Jessica Parker, wild child Lindsay Lohan in third place and fourth placed Bond girl Denise Richards who has recently shed much of her body weight. Kirsten Dunst also makes up the top five, while the top ranked British actress is Mischa Barton who is in sixth place. Other stars unfortunate enough to be named in the top ten surprisingly include Lucy Liu, Tilda Swinton and Uma Thurman.
1. Kristen Stewart
2. Sarah Jessica Parker
3. Lindsay Lohan
4. Denise Richards
5. Kirsten Dunst
6. Mischa Barton
7. Hilary Swank
8. Lucy Liu
9. Tilda Swinton
10. Uma Thurman
Now listen, I think Kristen Stewart is plain as fuck. Pale, skinny. Just “blech.” I think Sarah Jessica Parker looks more like a horse than fucking Seabiscuit does. #9 on the list, Tilda Swinton, is this broad in case you didn’t know:
That bitch looks like Conan O’Brien. So yes, I get it. Those chicks are ugly. Are they the least sexy women in Hollywood? For sure not. First of all, fucking Precious is an actress:
She looks like the lovechild of Biggie Smalls and Oprah. Secondly, the Fat Chick From Bridesmaids is an actress:
And thirdly the other Fat Chick from Bridesmaids is an actress too:
She looks like someone painted Precious white. So like I said, I don’t think Kristen Stewart or Sarah Jessica Parker are hot at all, but lets pump the brakes with that top ten list. For God’s sake Denise Richards is one of the sexiest chicks of all fucking time! I don’t know what these nancies over in the UK think “sexy” is but if you’ve ever seen the Wild Things Threesome you know that describing Denise Richards as “least sexy” is absolutely prohibited for the rest of time. I don’t care about personalities or talent. Sexy is sexy you gays.
PS – That Conan O’Brien chick is unspeakably ugly. Even including all the Fats from Hollywood, she’d still be near the top of the least sexy list.
couldn’t agree more… skank city….
Lucy Liu is sexy as fuck.
I’d still do Lucy Liu. And LiLo for that matter
I’d hit Kirsten Dungpit too…great rack, snaggle teeth though.
I saw a movie with Kristen Stewart once, it was called Adventureland or something. It wasn’t bad, but Stewart was worthless. All she does is run her hands through her hair like 20 times in every scene.
South park single handedly put sarah jessica parker in second
I never bought into Mischa Barton, but have definitely ruined some tissues to Lucy Liu, who voted??
There were a lot of fat chicks in Bridesmaids
hows lucy liu on this list
Annoying to look at? Yea sure, I wanted to slap Mischa Barton for being a huge cunt on the OC a few times. I’d still consider her sexy over about 200 other actresses. I bet all of these chicks have nice white teeth which angers the unhygienic Brit.
Edith bunker?
they couldnt put the fatties up there because dontcha know we dont want the fat people acceptance movement to sue
Denise Richards is 50 and I would still bang her till i was blue in the face
are you telling me that kill bill isn’t a man? blasphemy
Glad to see my old girlfriend frecklily blubber tits made the list – Lindsay Lohan
this list was voted on by guys who’s favorite sport is soccer – instantly discredit the whole thing
by quidprobro – “There were a lot of fat chicks in Bridesmaids” It was filmed in Chicago, what do you expect???
Kristen Stewart has the “it” factor, as in I want to fuck it. She’s annoying in the way that makes me want to fuck her even more. She has a good jawline that I would like to smack my dick against. She has no fat and her tits are late- blooming nicely. She has a little tight ass that would make my dick feel like a beast. I know she’s horny as fuck. I’m all in.
Stewart, Lohan, Richards, Dunst, Barton, and Thurman im banging them all in a heartbeat…not that they’re all 10′s , but whatever…SJP i would prob need a 6-pack or so, and only let her blow me and then hit her from behind….swank and that tilda swinton chick are right out, Lucy Liu again would have to be had from behind, her face does absolutely nothing for me….
I find myself 100% agreeing on this poll. Though they forgot Cameron Diaz and her acne. She can replace Denise Richards.
i would 1000% fuck every chick on this list. you think that any of them rival the grossest broad(s) that i’ve fucked in my drunken lifetime??? absolutely not. true story – i was in colombia a few years ago and i met this irish broad that literally had B.O. long story short, i was drunk, she was there, i fucked her, end of story. don’t judge me.
Lucy Liu, just what I always wanted….a crosseyed slope.
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British men are all gay. That is why they think Kristen Stewart is not sexy. She is way sexy. I say fine, K Stew can stay out of England. I would do her in a heart beat if I were a young single, sparkly gay vampire.
Lucy Liu? If you don’t this Lucy Liu or Denise Richards are fucking smokes then you at the very least have a touch of the gay. Lucy Liu’s like 45 and is still straight fire.
I like Tilda Swinton. At leaast she’s real and not like all the plastic bimbos you fucks throw out on a daily basis. And Uma too? Fucking love Uma.
Any list that does not contain Roseanne, Rosie O’Donnell, Whoopi Goldberg or Ellen Degeneres is invalid.
Denise Richards and Lucy Liu are crazy hot deep into their 40′s. Love me some Lucy Liu and Denise loves anal
I’d fuck everyone on this list and not give it a seconds thought
I love Kristen steward she does it for me dont know why
by im that cracker ahhhh on February 20, 2013 at 12:37 pm
It’s probably her sturdy jaw that does it for you. That would also explain your homoerotic feelings you have towards Sgt. Slaughter as well
Having Denise Richards on this list makes it completely uncredible
Kristen Stewart getting slammed and jerking dudes off in a car: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xubcx1_kristen-stewart-topless-sex-scenes-from-on-the-road-hd-follow-seductive-sluts_sexy?search_algo=2#.USUXaKWTia8 Anyone who says they wouldn’t bend this girl over a barrel and show her the fifty states is a gayball.
I’m pretty sure this is a list of girls who are considered attractive by most but in reality aren’t hot. That’s why no fat chicks made the grade. Anyone who said Dunst is crazy. This list hit the nail on the head with some and completely whiffed others. As someone said above,Kristin Stewart is definitely fuckable. I’d definitely throw it in Denise and Lindsey too. The rest is on point. SJP may be the ugliest in shape woman in the history of mankind, and Lucy Liu is overrated just cuz she’s Asian. Whoever said Cameron Diaz should be chosen to write this list next year. Great call.
Joan Cusack is the worst….i’d rather bang John
Id ruin hillary swank idk y shes on there
lucy liu ? denise richards? who made that list; kathy bates or susan boyle?
Denise Richards on the list = Pseudo Intellectual Nonsense. Britts are fucked anyway…..the woman at #9 is someone I thought was a dude in the movie Constantine. True Story.
this list is bullshit
after fallowing jasin’s link I am officially in love with Kirsten Stewart….holy shit that power fucking she gets is worth price of admission.
Id still fuck half the chicks on this list… I guess they weren’t allowed to put fat chicks on the list.
Tilda scares me a little, but I’d smash 1-10.
so to review, mrs costanza, ray barones mom, and seinfelds mom all hotter than denise richards. k got it
Any guy wouldn’t throw a bone into Denise Richards or Kristen Stewart needs to turn their dick in.
“Oh but those ‘big boned’ actresses are so talented, brave, and have such a good personality!”
ive jerked off to both mischa barton and denise richards and they were fully clothed. this has been on multiple ocassions. almost every oc episode
Gee Thanks Barstool for finally giving me something to talk to my girlfriend about….
Kirsten Dunst is hot. fuck the haters.