KSU Wide Receiver Drops Team To Be Porn Star

(can you guess which one is the football player)

Herm’s Perm – Mejia soon found that MSU didn’t live up to his standards and transferred, for a final time, to Kansas State in the spring. Per NCAA rules, Mejia would have to sit out an entire year before he could be eligible to play. This would not exclude him from the team’s roster, yet he is inexplicably absent. I called the K-State sports information department and asked if he was on the team. It was confirmed that he is no longer playing for the Wildcats.So why the abrupt termination of his less-than mildly promising football career? A comment directed us to a site called “daredorm.com.”   I happened upon a pornographic version of “truth or dare,” but where “truth” isn’t an option and all of the participants must eventually fuck.  I consulted Wilt.  “What is the dare dorm thing? It’s just porn.”  “No,” he replied. “Well, yeah. But it’s Chase Mejia.”  Indeed, on the front page of the site appeared to be screen shots of a nude Mejia, performing the infamous “eiffel tower” with the help several co-eds.

Listen I don’t care what you say this is one of the savviest career moves in the history of career moves.  Hands down.  If I were Chase and I had the chance to sit on the bench with the KSU football team or get paid to fuck in alcohol and pizza fueled dorm room orgies I’d make the same move a million times out of  a million.  I mean dude had a nice run but let’s face it.  A white wide receiver?  Last time I checked Ed McCaffery splintered his leg into 4 pieces and Wayne Chrebet I think is dead somewhere after 68 concussions.  Wes Welker you’re next pal.  So correct me if I’m wrong but I don’t think any porn stars lately have had their brains knocked out of their skull by a 260 pound middle linebacker on steroids.  Now getting a blind side tackle from chylamidia is another issue entirely but that’s beside the point.  Gotta realize when you hit your peak and Chase here was able to parlay that knowledge into a lucrative career of reality porn.  God bless America.