Do you guys ever just drop down to your knees and praise Jesus that Barstool Sports exists? Do you ever just thank God you have access to us and the things we do? Its like every other day we’re bringing you some sort of ridiculous way to party. If it ain’t black lights and lasers, its foam. If it ain’t foam, its KY Jelly. All in the name of getting a little tipsy and having sex. God Bless America and God Bless The Stool.
This year the Saloon KY Wrestling tournament is going down Friday, October 5th. Its a $40 open bar night – from 9-12, 10-1 or 11-2. Your choice. Girls wrestling all night long for the chance to be crowned The Queen Of KY. I absolutely defy you to find a more absurd Friday night than that. I blacked out at Saloon this past Saturday because it was such a goddam scene and that was before there was a kiddie pool full of sexual lubricant and girls fighting each other with erotic undertones. Cannot even imagine the scene come October 5th.
Saloon is on 84th and York. Big time Florida State bar too for any Seminoles fans looking for a place to watch this season.
PS – Any girls looking to wrestle, email me KFC@barstoolsports.com. You will be compensated along with your chance at glory.