Latest Trend Is That Chicks Are Leaving The City To Go Fuck Dudes From The Suburbs
NY Post – Gorgeous single women are ditching the Manhattan dating scene in droves — and are increasingly looking for sex and love in the suburbs. Some of the city’s most eligible bachelorettes told The Post the trend developed when they grew fed up with immature city men who aren’t willing to commit. Instead, the women would rather hop on the commuter train to Westchester County, Greenwich, Conn., Nassau County and New Jersey hot spots that are now teeming with available mates. “If you look, you’ll see these single guys advertising online, ‘Come out here, come date me,’ ” said relationship expert Heidi Banks. “Don’t just look at the radius of NYC. You don’t know who you are going to meet outside of the city.” Raven-haired Megan Glynn,30, often takes a 30-minute ride on Metro-North after work on Wednesdays or Thursdays to meet mature men with established careers at banks and hedge funds. Most New York men, she said, are too obsessed with appearances. “Guys in New York City are constantly emasculated when they have to buy a bottle to get into a club or they take a girl back to their apartment that they share with five other guys,” she said. It also helps that there’s less competition. “There’s not a lot of attractive females,” Glynn bluntly said about Connecticut clubs.
Well get a load of these bitches. Taking their gold digging gig on the road. Hitting the tour bus and going out of Manhattan for the away games. Are you fucking sluts kidding me? Stay put you greedy bitches. The whole fucking reason we pay NYC rent prices is because everyone who’s down to fuck is just a subway ride away. Its like an agreed upon system where we understand that we will get raped in rent payments but at any given moment you can step outside of your apartment and find girls to fuck.
But if you sluts are all hopping on the Metro north to go to fuckin Connecticut thats all out the window. Now I’m just pay 1500 bucks a month hoping for some scraps that aren’t trolling Greenwich for some I-banker dick. Unbelievable. Might as well just go live in Cleveland and pay like 400 dollars in rent and fuck ugly Midwest chicks if this is the new trend.
PS – How about this Megan Glynn chick just telling it like it is? “Theres not a lot of attractive females. Less competition.” Ruthless! I love it. Just hopping on a train and going up to Connecticut clubs and dominating all the ugly chicks from like Bristol and Hartford. Megan Glynn just playing for keeps up there in CT.
those suburb dudes look gay. nuff said.
That guy in the model train set hat is creepy as fuck, and thats coming from me
All these sluts are sick of getting the lining knocked out of them in a bathroom stall so they’re headed for the toolies for a good old fashioned roll in the hay!!
If those are the single women leaving the city then you are fine. They look absoutely heinous. PS Glynn is the girl in the first picture, no wonder she puts up with a 30 minute metro ride.
CT has its share of smokes bro, wait till u hit Toads and all those local Yale chicks!
Guy in first picture, nice upside down “rock on” sign, butt plug. He was probably holding that up for so long waiting to get his gay picture taken that he just said fuck it. Nice notch on the belt too. Heinous indeed. Is there a surgery for pulling your eyes closer together?
“relationship experts” yet another genius grift
if you are paying a relationship expert and they aren’t married and the happiest person in the world, you’re a moron
Well said Stan, they are full of bs
since when are bristol and hartford NY suburbs? i mean, all the puerto ricans wear yankee hats and shit, but that’s pretty much a PR standard, regardless of location. stamford and that whole “gold coast” area, sure, but not fucking hartford. i went to new canaan a few months back, and i’ve never seen wealth like that in my life, maseratis everywhere and shit.
also, love how unapologetic these bitches are getting with their digging. but i also love how they still use the whole “established” euphemism too. just say ‘rich’, you’re not fooling anyone.
I’m from the Cleveland area. PER CAPITA, the ratio of hot chicks is actually pretty good. I’d say the chances of getting a chick out of your league is way higher in Cleveland than New York. Because to quote DeNiro in Heat “There’s a flip side to that coin.” Just as there are gross chicks in Cleveland, there are gross dudes. So it’s easier to separate yourself from the pack and get a trophy.
Please start using Wisconsin girls for your insults moving forward. I live in Milwaukee now, and they are legitimately gross here. It’s full of pasty, fat, cheese-eating, and beer-drinking chicks that have the bodies to prove it. On top of that, it’s a mostly Germanic gene pool, so all the chicks have harder eastern-European features. Almost like ugly Steffi Grafs all over the place. You forget how ugly and fat they are until you get out of town for a trip to Chicago or something.
I may have given this too much thought.
Minnesota’s got smokes!!
boggsie, you’ve pinpointed Milwaukee. I always tried to explain it, but you hit the nail on the head. A+ assessment.
There’s No way these broads go any farther north than south norwalk, maybe new haven. Hartford nightlife is god awful, and Bristol is so white trash and filled with Juggalo’s no thanks
Hartford? Bristol? These sluts aren’t going past Stamford.
boggsie, one of the most elaboarate and well assessed posts ive seen
interesting, boggsie….one of my football teammates played Arena ball in green bay, and he said the girls were PHENOMENAL. i couldn’t believe it, but he assured me they were. but i’m also dealing with a 300 lb black dude here, so anything white and blonde probably qualifies as hot to him. i’ll never understand the attraction to mediocre (at best) white women. i’ve had a ton of black friends over the course of my life, and not one of them has been able to give me an acceptable answer. they just fall back on “black girls are always bitches. white girls be all nice and shit.”, hahaha.
@ mitch – that is the fucking truth! fuck Hartford, im moving to Stamford.
It was a perfect storm of expertise. I don’t know much, but I know that Wisconsin broads are WAY worse than Ohio/Cleveland girls.
Dro_Man, I would say that your assessment of your buddy accepting less than stellar white women is most likely accurate. However, let’s say you’ve seen pictures of his ladies. If they are indeed hot, there’s a chance that they might just think he’s on the Packers roster. Because lets be honest – if he was in the arena league, and out for a night in a Green Bay bar, he’s going to say he is a “football player.” He wouldn’t say he’s an “arena football player” because chicks would be like “eww.” But if he leaves it vague, the chicks, by virtue of his size and blackness (a rarity in Green Bay), would default to “he must be a Packer” because they are dumb chicks that don’t know there’s an arena team in town too. The hausfraus shoving bratwursts down their gullets could probably know the difference, but they are fat and would probably ask for an autograph, not dick insertion.
So he very well may have pulled in some quality trim. But I’d be shocked if it was by telling the whole truth…
Boggsie, you are KILLIN’ it today! A++. You should write for BSS Philly, because Mo sucks.
Please come to stamford. To many fucking dudes roaming downtown..need some city broads.
haha no way they go past sono either.
And the new ‘hitch’ is they are going to the ‘burbs to bang old rich guys that can talk about more than their ab-crunches. What? This has been going on for years? I have to get going to the gym.
boggsie, Wisco girls are either fatter than a 300 pound linemen or they are total smokeshows that can party all night, drink-for-drink with you and break the headboard at 3:00am. Spend a weekend in Madison and tell me how that goes.
@stansitwell – totally agree. it might be one of the most absurd “professions” in the world. every time i hear the term “relationship expert” i think of that fat cunt on Millionaire Matchmaker. that bitch thinks because she tries to set up some skank gold diggers with rich guys who have no social skills that she is some kind of love guru. the only people worse than these self-appointed relationship experts are the retards who pay them