Gothamist – Seriously: a Brooklyn man claims that some of New York’s finest strangled his penis using the drawstrings from his pants during an arrest in Crown Heights in June 2011. Nathaniel Carter says he was falsely arrested for consuming alcohol on a public street, then taken back to police headquarters where he was beaten and kicked. And oh yeah, officers also “strangled the plaintiff about the neck, placed a drawstring around his penis, and strangled his penis, causing bodily injury.” After being released, Carter said he called 911 and was taken to Kings County Hospital Center where he was treated for a laceration on his penis. The incident happened on June 12, 2011 near 1488 Sterling Place. Carter maintains that he wasn’t drunk at the time, and that he was maliciously prosecuted, because “there was not a scintilla of credible evidence to support the charges for which the plaintiff was charged.”
Nobody, and I mean nobody, chokes my dick except for me. You got that, coppers? Except maybe some 50 Shades of Grey kinda girls. As long as there’s a Safe Word involved. Other than that, there will be no dick strangulation.
Theres gotta be something seriously wrong with you if you wanna tie up another dude’s cock with a drawstring, no? Its one thing if you’re a cop on a power trip and you go all Rodney King on somebody and beat them up. But as soon as you turn some stranger’s dick into a puppet on a string and you’re playing Geppetto with their Pinocchio, you’ve crossed the line.