Leo And Jonah Hill Might Be The Greatest 2 Man Wrecking Crew In The History Of Mankind
I got a question – do you think this is the greatest tag team of all time when it comes to bagging chicks? It doesn’t matter that they’re swimming with their shirts on like a couple of black kids at the public pool. Fuck, these two could play in the fire hydrants like the Puerto Ricans in Washington Heights during the summer and I’d still call them the best duo out there. Bottom line is they are the perfect combination – you got the ultimate pimp playboy character and the fat funny dude for the comedic atmosphere. Yea, I’m sure if Gosling and Dicaprio rolled together they’d clean up just fine, but for the sake of hanging out on yachts and partying with a harem of chicks, I’m taking Jonah Hill as my wing man every day of the week and twice on Sunday. Obviously I’d play the role of Leo so Jonah would be the guy cracking jokes, lightening the mood, engaging all the other girls at the party. Oh my god, you’re so hot, your fat friend is so funny, I’m gonna totally fuck you but one of my lesser friends will definitely bang Jonah too. We’re all just so comfortable around you guys, maybe both of you can fuck me at the same time? OMG you’re swimming with your shirts on thats so crazy! What is going on? You’re so cool and suave but yet you swim with your shirt on, thats kind of confusing but, oh whats that? Why yes, I’d love some cocaine and Cristal! We should all go fuck in one big orgy spearheaded by Jonah Hill!
Thats exactly how that afternoon on Leo’s yacht played out. Best two man pussy plowing crew of all time.
Leo just kept his on to make Jonah feel less of a fat slob in front of the hussies
spot on
do we have a clean shot of the first chick with titties hanging out? that’s really the only reason i read this blog
I have absolutely no idea why Jonah Hill ever tried to lose weight. Dude can literally eat as much as he wants and he’s still going to be hilarious and insanely rich so he can pretty much fuck any chick alive
This is SPOT ON, KFC. The fat funny friend is the ultimate wing man.
You’re crazy. That’s like saying Jordan and Bill Cartwright were the best two man team in basketball. Might be true only because Jordan and ANYBODY would be the best two man team. Leo needs a wingman about as much as I need a clit.
Swimming with a watch on…must be nice to have unlimited money.
Pres posted these pics a few weeks ago… shocking that we see them again
Whorefrost needs a clit, stat.
It’s pretty obvious that Jonah is getting all of Leo’s sloppy seconds here right?
@mjp243 send out the smoke patrol!
Jonah is obv the one pulling the tail, Leo has his fuckin Tshirt on in the water like some fat kid at summer camp? Are you fuckin stupid? @cubemonkey69
HA, look at the first pic, Jonah is staring at that pair of titties having no idea what to do with it, clearly the first pair hes ever seen besides that bitch’s in Superbad
ur fuckin dumb @cubemonkey69. look how long leo’s shirt is, clearly trying to hide his sea pickle
damn man can dicaprio just take a day off for once? keeping his shirt on in the water just to make jonah hill feel less weird about his odd shaped body is like the ultimate wing-man bro move ever, guy’s a class act and bangs only the hottest, my hero
Yes out of respect for the ladies asshole, which u prob know NOTHING about. He didnt want her to cunfuse it with a sea monster and get scared.
haha, Tha_Dro_Lady is a Puerto Rican from Washington Heights. she’ll be glad to hear they’re getting some shine on the Stool. but playing in the fire hydrant is a fucking childhood classic. is that solely a city thing? i had an aunt in the suburbs and they did it there too.
Clearly you dont know shit. Ever seen titanic? leo died like a BITCH
slow your roll, clancy. if you don’t ease up on your donut consumption you too will soon become the fat funny friend. you too.
@javale – Ever heard of a water resistant watch? They’re pretty common these days.
Cristal? It’s not crystal, mind blown.
Nothing will compare to the Pussy Posse if the late 90s. Leo, David Blaine, Lucas Haas, Kevin Connelly, everyone else is a step down.
You’re fucking NUMB if you think Jonah has banged more chicks that Leo
Your vision works out perfectly, except that you are literally fatter than Jonah Hill now. Watch Superbad today while you feast on donuts and beer and let that one sink in.
Did you basically just admit you want to have a threesome with Jonah Hill?
An analogy could be made that the real life for these dudes, is much like your internet life.. you got el pres as your fat, bitch titted wing man, only minus the yachts, Cristal, harem of smokes, or really any chicks whatsoever.
an orgy spearheaded by jonah hill sounds like the worst idea ever
Playing in fire hydrants isn’t a city thing or a suburban thing, it’s a “poor, low class, don’t give a fuck if it costs the city money and lowers the water pressure for a crew actually fighting a fire somewhere” thing.
i love these pics, hilarious.
Jonah Hill went from the being the generic fat highschool kid to being the wingman of the biggest poonhound in the world. That’s maximizing on your success people, nothing but respect.
Clooney and Pitt would easily be the best duo… no homo.
Leo is like LeBron in Cleveland, Jonah is just along for the ride like the rest of the Cavs
2013 Rock n Sock Connection
Wish Jonah would go back to the way he looked in Accepted. Either way he’s an absolute boss.
Mark my words, Jesse Haiman is the next Jonah Hill. Dude is a fucking behemoth.
not funny at all. Not to mention Johnny football/Gronk. People who think they’re funny and aren’t might be the most annoying on the planet.