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Daily News – Leonardo DiCaprio may be a titanic megastar, but the actor says he had better luck with the ladies before he hit it big. “I had better success meeting girls before ‘Titanic,’” the actor, whose dated a bevy of beauties including supermodels Gisele Bundchen and Bar Refaeli, says in the new issue of Rolling Stone. “My interactions with them didn’t have all the stigma behind it, not to mention there wasn’t a perception of her talking to me for only one reason.” But scoring big with “Titanic” posed more problems for DiCaprio, 35, than just getting dates. “It was like there was a separate entity out there,” he says about dealing with his “Titanic” fame. “Not to use a James Cameron reference, but it was like being in a little bit of an avatar.”

Yea, ok pal. You still in character from Inception? Still dreaming here or living in some fantasy world? My interactions with them didn’t have all the stigma behind it? What stigma is is that, Leonardo? The one where chicks want to fuck you at all times no matter what? Yea man I hate that fucking stigma too. Life was probably so much better for you when you were playing that homeless kid living in the closet of Mike Seaver’s classroom on Growing Pains. For sure not.

That’d be like me saying I had more luck with broads when I was a cubicle monkey accountant. Like I had chicks sending me pictures of their asses with “I <3 Kevin The Audit Senior” on their asses. Bitches telling me they love how I ALT E+S+V that spreadsheet. C’mon now. Of course fuckin KFC is an avatar. A fuckin awesome avatar and I fuckin love it.

Next time you’re balls deep in Bar Rafaeli just remember you wouldn’t be anywhere without that giant boat and Celine Dion. You ungrateful son of a bitch.