GAUHATI, India (AP) A leopard that wandered into a city in eastern India went on a rampage, killing one man, swiping off part of another man’s scalp and injuring three other people before authorities tranquilized it. Neighbors in Gauhati say the leopard attacked a 50-year-old lawyer as he talked on his cellphone Saturday evening outside his house. He was rushed to a hospital where he died Sunday. Four other people were injured, including a man who had part of his scalp torn off in a dramatic attack captured by a local newspaper photographer. Gauhati wildlife official Utpal Bora says authorities plan to release the animal at a wildlife park 120 miles (200 kilometers) west of the city. Conservationists say deforestation is increasingly pushing leopards into populated areas.

Hey bro you lost your fucking scalp! Fuckin India man. Legit the last place on earth I’d ever wanna go. Just so much filth and poverty and shit. People taking dumps in the streets and Untouchables wandering around with cow bells around their necks and freakin leopards ripping your scalps off. Tell me one redeeming quality of India that makes up for the fact that sometimes a mountain lions might rip your head off. Just one. Seriously any Indian Stoolies out there? I’d love to hear your pitch to me on why I should ever ever ever consider going to India.

On another note how fucking mad would you be if a leopard was ripping your scalp off and some dude was just snapping pictures? Uhhh hey dude, little help please? My brains are falling out, we can get pics later