Let My People Go – “The Mother of All Jewish Singles Parties”
Let Me People Go - The Ball, our famous annual December 24 event, has been the nation’s biggest Jewish Singles event 15 years in a row. 4,000 attended annually in NYC alone! That’s more than attend any Matzo Ball party in the country or more than have attended any event ever thrown by JDate!
Hey Feitelberg, go get your glass slippers because we gotta get you ready for the ball Cinderella!
What can I say? There’s just a ton of hilarious content coming from Jewish people today. Now as a devout Catholic, I have certain Gentile responsibilities to take care of on Christmas Eve December 24th. But make no mistake about it, if I wasn’t honoring the birth of the Lord Jesus Christ that night, I would be at the Matzo Ball the fucking second the doors opened shvitzing all over bitches. Because I have it on good authority (Kmarko’s Jew friends) that this thing is FUCK CITY. Literally thousands of Jewish chicks who are just DTF. And everyone knows Jewish chicks are all about giving head and anal. If I had to guess I’d imagine the Matzo Ball is like summer camp except with a lot less archery and a lot more fucking. Plus I get the distinct feeling that Jewish people really hate the fact that everyone is celebrating Christmas on the 24th and 25th so I bet these chicks are bitter and just looking to hate fuck some dude named Schmuel. I mean for Yahweh’s Sake I bet even this guy gets laid at the Jew Ball:
If you combined Andy Pettitte’s nose and El Pres’ schnoz it would still be like half the size of that thing. Just take one listen to the guy at the 2:05 mark and tell me you aren’t convinced that the Jew Ball isn’t the biggest orgy the world has ever seen. I’m seriously considering telling Mama KFC I’m working Christmas Eve and hitting this thing up. Especially considering I’ll be the Major League Dreidel Champion by then.
2:05 – 2:31, that guy is why people hate jews so much, what the fuck was he shitfzy all over?
Can non jewish people attended this ball? Serious question here, like if I go will they turn me away at the door cus I’m not a jew. I’m down to mingle.
The 24th is a Friday this year, isn’t that like Sabbath or whatever? So you can party/drink/fuck/catch aids, but can’t work? No wonder the economy sucks, it’s the Jews fault.
BAHAHAHA, of course the guy at 3 min mark made a comment about the drinks being cheap…
3:01 mark: “The drinks are not that expensive.” BAHAHAHA!!! Oy vay. Way to promote stereotypes.
Sorry, I love me some Tribe members, but that is a major fug-fest.
I didn’t see one girl I would bone in there. Hence, why I married a hot Latina chick. Fuckin’ jews broads….you can have ‘em. ‘You awwwllll have to come to the bawwwlllll’ . jesus.
LOL @ drinks not beeing to expensive.
Jewish broads are the ( . )( . ) though.
see what I mean?
gmen, no Friday is not the Sabbath. Saturday is the Sabbath for Jews and Sunday for Gentiles.
Art Vandalay , like in the League? haha u sending me pics of her?
With all those huge snot lockers at that party there had to have been oxygen depleation issues.
if i got allowed in, i would start throwing quarters and nickels all over the dancefloor, and watch the mosh pit ensue
One of the the funniest blogs I heave read on here!
How would you like to be a bartender at one of these clubs and see on the schedule that you are working the fucking Jewball? Might as well not even show up to work.
I’m sure the bartenders are thrilled to work this party every year. Don’t make a penny. In fact those fucking pricks probably have to pay a cover charge
How unusual, a devout Catholic guy interested in blow jobs and anal sex and not with a priest!
Stay with your priest no woman can match what you are use to in the give and take department. Also, don’t bet that you will get laid. You might not be able to “get up” after being on your knees so long from taking care of your “Gentile responsibilities”. Mazoltov
^hit his soft spot
2:08 — security breach (background).
nah man my cousin is a black jew. My aunt married a black guy.
whats up with those swings ?
as a card carrying j, at first i was offended by the blog, but then i watched this video, and need to rescind all.. talk about jews giving jews a bad name, there is not one remotely attractive or even normal looking person in all 3 minutes of that smut. i rather stay home alone and watch 24 straight hours of christmas story.
@ BlackDude….yeah man I am the reason people hate Jews…ignorant
Big beaks as far as the eye can see.