Fat guy in a little coat

I don’t know shit about politics. I don’t know shit about speeches. All I know is the RNC got rocked by Hurricane Christie last nite. I don’t even think he knows who Mitt Romney is. Dude just stood up there for like 20 minutes and talked about himself and New Jersey. I half expected him to kick the podium over and go back stage and fuck Ann Romney. Just lift the belly and put it in her mouth. I wasn’t sure if he was giving a speech or cutting a WWF promo up there last night in Tampa. Looked like Paul Bearer hyping up the Undertaker for a Hell in a Cell match. Only difference was he was hyping up that stiff Mitt Romney.

Bottom line is 2016 belongs to the Fat Man. Whichever skinny chump wins this election is just keeping the seat warm for him.