Lets Just Cut To The Chase And Make Chris Christie President
Fat guy in a little coat
I don’t know shit about politics. I don’t know shit about speeches. All I know is the RNC got rocked by Hurricane Christie last nite. I don’t even think he knows who Mitt Romney is. Dude just stood up there for like 20 minutes and talked about himself and New Jersey. I half expected him to kick the podium over and go back stage and fuck Ann Romney. Just lift the belly and put it in her mouth. I wasn’t sure if he was giving a speech or cutting a WWF promo up there last night in Tampa. Looked like Paul Bearer hyping up the Undertaker for a Hell in a Cell match. Only difference was he was hyping up that stiff Mitt Romney.
Bottom line is 2016 belongs to the Fat Man. Whichever skinny chump wins this election is just keeping the seat warm for him.
the fat fuck hypocrite will crush himself to death while sleeping before then
Chris Christie needs to Budweisers and top rope stat
I want Holyfield!
I would vote for him only if he chooses Mayor Menino as his running mate.
PS: no running would be involved with those two fat fucks.
No smoke yesterday?
Politics is trending towards fit presidents, this guy has no chance
Send Christie to Louisiana to block Hurricane Issac. Roadblock that shit, you fat motherfucker.
didnt even have to write the blog, could of just left it with “fat man in a little coat” and that woulda been funny enough
is it just me or did that chris christie segment remind anyone else of the chris farley SNL skit about “el nino”? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvmeUStFvz8) could’ve been because a hurricane was barreling down the gulf but that was the first thing that popped into my head
@otiwsted…great call, Menino is Christie’s slightly retarded brother
I read the Paul Bearer line and lost it that was great
FUPA much?
Over/Under on when Christie’s heart explodes in his chest? I’ll give him until 54.
Politicians can talk all the shit they want before an election. Once in office its the same shit though because they become a cog in the wheel of a machine.
christie is the fucking man
send christie to rex’s doctor and get that lap band STAT. Lose a few pounds and he will be el presidente. and not the crappy kind like on this site.
he’d be a good representation of the US – a fat blow hard
Paul Bearer line takes the cake… unless Christie ate it already.
ur on fire, brah