I’ve seen fat kids at the public pool make a smaller splash with can openers, but I still half expected the judges to give him like a tenth of a point deduction after everything I’ve learned these Olympics.
The Gospel according to Bynes RT @AmandaBynes: Believe everything I say on twitter!
Its like we're meant to be Beadle RT @MichelleDBeadle Based on tonight...its only right that I become a Mets fan. #jetsmets. #effit
Tell him we wanna hire her RT @skeletwee: Wow Im hanging out with a kid who's dating the "cunt punt" girl from UMD
Dorsett is such a fake ass tough guy
Stepan has zero teeth left