Like So Many Young Stars Before Him, Terrence The Yankee Ball Boy Has Let The Fame Go To His Head
River Phoenix.
Len Bias.
Terrence J. Roker.
What do these young men have in common? They’re all fuckin dead.
No I’m just messing with you, Terrence The Yankee Ball Boy isn’t dead. But he is caught up in life in the fast lane and the fame has gone to his head. Less than 1 week ago today, Terrence made a diving stab on a line drive foul down the third baseline. And just a few hours later, on the late edition of SportsCenter, he was #7 on the Top 10. Welp, that’s all young Terrence needed. Dude rolls out a facebook fan page for the masses who need more T-Roke. He announces his appearances on ABC and the YES Network. He gives you his twitter name for those people who simply cannot be without Terrence The Yankee Ball Boy. And for his coup de gras yesterday he announces he’s rolling out T-shirts for everyone who just needs T-Roke gear.
I give it another week before my man is face down in a drained pool somewhere. Some people just can’t handle the fame.
PS – This is one of my favorite facebook interactions ever:
“Yes. My fans need me.”
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I wonder if Terry is the offspring of a former fat ass weather man here in NYC….
its kind of like elpresidente milking Jenna’s 15 minutes of fame right?
Definitely can see Terrence as the figurehead of a VH1 reality show in his 10 year career path.
I want to milk Jenna.
I bet he could play a better second base than Louis Castillo.
The-Viking , milk does a body good
“T-Roke shirts comming soon u tryna get one!!”
I guess ball boys only need an 8th grade edumacation …
stupid ninjas
Scott already bought 10 shirts
affiliation: ball boy
I see this youngster received great NYC education
He was purely trying to get the fuck out of the way at the crack of the bat and realized the distance was closing at mach 7 and figured he better put a fucking glove up to save his life.
Yankee “ball-boy”? – he’s used to diving for balls.
I would like to take this time out to thank all the haters…. you r what makes me go hard every day ….
ur boy,
T-Roke
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