Lindsay Lohan Endorses Mitt Romney
(NEWSER) – Somehow, we don’t see Mitt Romney stumping with his latest endorser: Lindsay Lohan. It seems the starlet is concerned with unemployment—and there are so many jokes to make here about why that might be, we won’t even go there—and that’s why she’s voting Romney, she said last night at a launch party in LA. There’s apparently more to her support for Romney—”It’s a long story, but you’re going to have to wait for that,” she said, though we’re not really sure we want to know. TheNew York Post notes that LiLo—who called President Obama’s victory four years ago “amazing”—tweeted the president last month asking him to cut taxes … for millionaires.
Lindsay Lohan is back to fucking dudes and she’s out of work again, so she doesn’t give a shit about gay marriage anymore and she needs someone to put an end to this unemployment mess. Romney 2012! Makes perfect sense to me.
Just more proof why not everyone in this country should get to vote. You should absolutely have to pass some test first. That way we weed out the coke whores voting Republican and the homeless hoodrats voting Democrat. Cue the motherfuckin music! GOT OBAMA PHONE!
Fun fact- the program for phones was started by Republican hero Reagan.
@RC Cola, fun fact-there were no cell phones in the 80′s you stupid shit
Yeah but your boy Bill Clinton started giving those ignorant low lifes cell phones. Oh and RC Cola is for poor liberals
DUMB COONS
well this changes everyhting ROMNEY/LOHAN 12 get that ryan clown out of here
You should add Mets fans to that list of people who can’t vote because they’re obviously retarded
@ RC, fun fact – you are right, the program was started under Reagan to help poor people have land lines, but exploded under Obama from $770mill in 2008 to $1.6Billion fucking dollars a year in 2011 because his legions of lazy-ass, welfare collecting, leeches abuse good intentioned programs by having literally dozens of Obamaphones per person. This must be what Obama means when he cries about the injustice and how those people “deserve a fair shot”. fuck them.
”It’s a long story, but you’re going to have to wait for that,”
translation: I just said a name, don’t ask me why
No more fun facts. Those were neither fun nor facts. The original intention was for a telephone and there actually were cell phones in the 80′s “you stupid shit”.
OBAMAPHONE!
Fun Fact – nugget589 is a douche
sit on one
@hardwhite…..at least get some facts straight before spouting off at the mouth…”Obamaphone” and other names like that have absolutely nothing to do with Obama’s policies, it’s a name used to attract customers to the no-name service providers, etc…the program you’re talking about provides phones for free but not thru taxpayer $ and it has nothing to do with Obama’s administration…instead of just taking propaganda as gospel, do some research or at the very least don’t keep passing it on as truth to others
http://www.snopes.com/politics/taxes/cellphone.asp
@liplip; free? No. Check that universal service fee on your telecom bills.
Gosh, those black folk sure do have natural rhythm. Can’t swim so well, can’t work, read or be a productive member of society but they’ve got the beat. Perfect representation of Bammie the first porch monkey’s base of support too.
I think Lindsay Lohan also endorsed an eight ball and a 5th of vodka as well