ARE YOU GUYS JUST FUCKING RETARDED OR ARE YOU JUST STUPID? WHICH IS IT?

THERE’S 1 PLAY LEFT IN THE GODDAM HALF AND WE LEFT THE BITCH WIDE OPEN IN THE WORST POSSIBLE SPOT AND THATS CALLED THE FUCKING END ZONE!

What do you expect? When you’re consistently letting the #1 receiver for the Green Bay Chill get behind you on defense, you’re not gonna get a “Win one for the Gipper!” speech. The head coach of the Seattle Mist is gonna call you a motherfucking retard for that kinda shit. They’re lucky he didn’t blast them in the face with basketballs and call them faggot lesbians.

But guess what? It fucking worked. The Mist came back and won that game 55-36. Great lingerie coaching at its finest.

PS – How pathetic do you need to be to be a underling coach in the Lingerie Football League. Like all those dudes milling around the locker room. Trainers and special teams coaches and shit. Hilarious.