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LAKEWOOD PARK, FL – 10 year-old Dylon Ansel loves video bowling and fantasy books. But this month, the Lakewood Park fourth-grader found himself in a follicle fight. A few weeks ago, Dylon says he was in the library at Fairlawn Elementary in Fort Pierce when the media center specialist approached him. “She told me that if I spiked my hair and walked in there again, I would go to the office,” said Dylon. The school’s dress code says unnatural colored, shaved, or sculptured hairstyles are not permitted. Dylon had been wearing his hair the same way for the past two years, and his mother says it was never an issue before. “His hair has nothing to do with his learning, his appearance has nothing to do with his learning,” said Jessica Ansel. Dylon’s mother says her son would never go to school looking sloppy, and isn’t the type to stand out or stir anything up.

They let this kid back in school the next day?  Bad move.  Seriously if I’m the principle I’m sending this little shithead to the next school district so fast it will make his mohawk fall off.  Nothing good comes from a kid with spiked hair.  Nothing.  Sure he may be into fantasy books right now but next thing you know he’ll be wearing Ed Hardy shirts sucker punching your kid in the cafeteria.  Kid’s got punk written all over him in Dep hair gel.   You want to look good in school dude?  Straight bowl cut.  Boom.  Gotta rock it.  Got so many handjobs in the reading room surprised my dick still works.  Pussy dropped off substantially when I switched to the Lloyd Christmas in the 7th grade but that’s a different story for a different day.    Word to the wise chicks don’t like the bad boy look until high school so stow away the Axe sumo paste for now and get that mushroom cut on bro.

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(Kid is 100% getting head under that table.  Just a day in the life of a bowl cut.)