Little Dude With Sprinkles All Over His Face Denies Eating Any Sprinkles
The force is strong with this one. Deny Deny Deny, little man. Its a skill that some men don’t develop well into their 20s. Honesty is never the best policy and lying is a necessary evil. It doesn’t matter if the sprinkles jar is half empty and you’ve got sprinkles all over your face. Circumstantial evidence. Unless you’re caught on camera or there’s an eyewitness, never confess. Ever. Whether you’ve cheated on a test or a woman or fucked up at work or committed a crime – Deny Deny Deny. Thats the best advice I can offer any young man growing up these days.
And just remember, its not a lie if you believe it.
bravo, bravo, spoken like it is
kid has a future
kfc must love life in the doghouse
damn straight the sprinkles aren’t empty, bitch. amazing reverse psychology there.
Looks like a case of good fathering.
this kid has a bright political future ahead of him
Everyone knows it is easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission..
KFC – how do you live with yourself on a daily basis after sending this type of shit out to the world? God damnet do I respect you.
There are times when my wife can’t deny that she just blew me.
like that george castanza quote at the end. its not a lie if you believe it hahahahahah
Dude is cold! Nice job little man.
That’s right, KFC! It’s not what you know, it’s what you can prove, motherfucker!
God his mom is a bitch. Put down the video camera and clean up the sprinkles you dumb broad.
this little shit can be my lawyer any day
I mean hes right, they are not empty…..
Johnathan Lance Armstrong
This is the problem with parenting today. Instead of this stupid broad taking a video and putting it on youtube, why don’t you smack up John Jr. a little bit, and make him eat every last sprinkle in those tubes.
“I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”
Can we get a follow up vid of when pops comes home and lays the smack down on Little Johnny boy?
Plausible deniability. Ray Lewis would be proud
Star wars, Seinfeld, and an awesome video is a recipe for success.
Who in the FUCK has that many jimmies in their home?? “Mom I didn’t have any sprinkles, I had jimmies. LAWYERED!!”
parents who’s first reaction to shit like this is to film it, are whats wrong with the world.
Maybe this bitch shouldn’t have left the sprinkles out. Obviously her fault
kid probably got the spanking of a lifetime when that camera cut off
“John, you have sprinkles on your face.”
“So what, Mommy. You have daddy’s jizz on yours. Did you just blow daddy?”
perfect blog
His career in politics will be a historic one.