You had me at Cowgirls. Seriously this is exactly what I am doing with my kid if not more so. Drill every NFL team into his head. Throw a bunch of sports equipment into his crib and make him practice before bed. No milk bottle until he does 100 pushups and situps. You can fucking sleep after you put up 300 jumpers baby. Now stop crying and get back on bows and toes.
WASHINGTON DC, MARYLAND, VIRGINIA