Little Kids Reacting To The Ending Of The Odd Life Of Timothy Green (Spoiler Alert)
Hey Disney I hope you’re fucking happy with yourselves. Are you fucking nuts? I feel like Veronica Vaughn in Billy Madison when she yells at Billy for making fun of the kid who can’t read:
Making a movie about a couple who can’t have children who are magically blessed with a son from nature and in the end you fucking kill him? Are you psycho? Do you not have a soul?
I was all set to make fun of these tubby little crybabies until I watched the trailer and learned about the movie. Listen to this shit: Jennifer Garner and her husband can’t have kids so they grab a pen and pad and write down all the qualities they want in a son and plant it in the yard. Timothy is magically born, with a bunch of leaves growing out of him. Every time he exemplifies one of those traits he loses a leaf. Once all his leaves are gone he’s fucking dead. Is that real life? Thats a sadder ended than the Dark Knight in Colorado. Just brutal. Disney presents the feel good family blockbuster of the summer! The slow death of a child! Watch the demise of a young boy as he makes his parents proud one situation at a time! I’d fucking bawl my eyes out at that shit too. Reminds me of the time I saw Homeward Bound when I was like 8 years old. When Shadow fell down that mine shaft in the end I wept like it was the end of the world. And Shadow fucking survived! It was a happy ending and I was still sobbing. My mom was like “KFC you little bitch Shadow and Chance and Sassy made it home! Quit fucking crying!”
If I watched Timothy Green die I’d kill myself before I left the theater.
I was waiting for the first Dark Knight Colorado joke on here…Well played
What the fuck is wrong with these parents…recording the shit and the giggling “circle of life” remarks. Laughing at their kids in a moment of weakness…I hope their last name is Menendez
A+ Blog KFC A+++ PS….”My mom was like “KFC you little bitch Shadow and Chance and Sassy made it home! Quit fucking crying!” was fuckin Brilliant! Good Stuff Bro!
Yeah, shitty move by the parents. “Hey, my kids are currently emotionally traumatized. Grab the camera honey, I smell a YouTube sensation.” There’s a 100% chance the older kid’s elementary school life is ruined.
IF Game of Thrones has taught you anything… its that the Children of the Forrest are fucking dead. Its only right that this one be killed off too.
Parents these days are the worst, nothing like saving that embarrassing moment on film forever
Jesus those kids have some yellow chompers. Fuck the movies, take those pussies to the fucking dentist. Chubby with teeth like a brit, those kids lives are going to be full of disappointment, better get them used to it now and show them brian’s song.
As usual KFC – straight flames.
a+ kfc. and right on ^GTA. it’s fuckin disgusting. if my parents posted every embarrassing moment from my childhood on youtube i’d prob kill them in their sleep. assholes.
Paul_el- no shit bro what the fuck is with those teeth? You know what the inside of that car must smell like with those 2 hyperventilating in the back seat with those rotten grills?
That whole family is brutal. Tell that chubby Austin Powers to wear his seat-belt properly or it will cut off blood flow to his moobs. Kid needs a wedgie. Also was that filmed in two different time zones? Its dark in the first part but then its clearly day light. Fake as they come.
Moral of the story, if you’re a good kid you die. 5 stars, disney
Yeah, those kids are never gonna get made fun of ever. Great job parents.
PS. The two saddest childhood movies are still ‘Milo and Otis’ and ‘The Neverending Story’…when the horse gets sucked into the quicksand….saddest shit I’ve ever seen
They look like a couple of fat Cowboy fans to me.
KFC, doin it HUGE
Look at these milk toasts. Bitching and moaning over a Disney movie. Suck it up kids – it’s not like you bought Facebook at the IPO.
Disney fucked up big time, but those parents are literally the biggest assholes around for putting this on youtube for the world to see. I can imagine little Johnny and Jimmy coming home from college during Christmastime with their new girlfriends and the parents say “hey lets pop in the video of ten year old jimmy balling his eyes out! It was a youtube hit in 2012!” Murderable offense.
How has no one mentioned that if I were standing in my kitchen and looked over and saw a child with branches growing out of him I would throw up. And probably punt the kid back out to the garden.
How has no one mentioned that if I were standing in my kitchen and looked over and saw a child with branches growing out of him I would throw up. And probably punt the kid back out to the garden.
How has no one mentioned that if I were standing in my kitchen and looked over and saw a child with branches growing out of him I would throw up. And probably punt the kid back out to the garden.
How has no one mentioned that if I were standing in my kitchen and looked over and saw a child with branches growing out of him I would throw up. And probably punt the kid back out to the garden.