Lockout With Your Cock Out!
Fuck work! “Hockey” is now French Canadian for party twenny-fo sen, bitch! Keep the golf courses open for a few more months and be ready for Patrick Kane to come crash your frat’s homecoming rave cause the work stoppage is on baby! That’s what this whole thing is about, right? Eating escargot and throwing money away on vacations all over Europe? Sorry, I stop paying close attention once the word “percentage” shows up in a conversation.
As is usually the case, the incisively excellent, Logan Couture-endorsed take on how true fans of the sport (and classic movies) can cope with this stupid fucking lockout came in the form of yesterday’s post from Boston’s own Rear Admiral. There’s really nothing else to say at this point. It’s honestly just embarrassing. When everyone who knows you’re a hockey fan talks to you about it like they expect you to kill yourself at any moment, there’s no pride left in being into the NHL. So what am I supposed to do now? Either I take the Strasser/610 route and attempt (purposeful word choice there) to out-blog the bossman KFC on everyday articles, or I sit my lazy ass back down on the couch and wait for real hockey to come back before writing another word. Yeah I’m thinking the latter. Screw this shit, I’ve got a honeymoon to plan. Two weeks in Thailand bitches, work stoppage indeed! @Osgood_StoolNYC
congrats on the gay marriage Osgood! fitting that you would go to Thailand to hangout with the Ladyboys
They still play that “sport” in the US?
^ in about 20 minutes, NOPE
No better way to feed the NHL resurgence with a lockout. It’s going to be back to versus and a distant 4th in the pro sport hierarchy. The commish and these owners are brilliant. Way to take a sport on the verge of breaking through to the masses and killing the fuck out of it.
Devs season tickets. So fucking pissed abt Parise. Stanley Cup was a fucking fluke – could have gone either way. Marty’s still got one more in him. Elias, Kovi, Clarkson, Zajac will carry the team. Big year from Kovi is obviously best case scenario but never actually happens. Henrique is just sick theres not much more to say – hopefully he will score many goals. Fuk I’m drunk. Fuck the lockout. Fuck the devils in fuckin Newark
good news is the rangers are like the heat – not good enough to win the championship in a full season – so this year might actually be your year
Well no Osgood means at least 1 good thing will come from this lockout. Thanks for the silver lining.
I hate to say it but I would much rather watch a hockey game than a football game. Playoff hockey blows anything out of the water.