NY Post - Starlet Lindsay Lohan was arrested early this morning in downtown Manhattan after her SUV allegedly hit a pedestrian near the Dream hotel. Lohan was pulling her Porsche Cayenne into an alleyway between the Maritime and Dream hotels around 12:30 a.m. when she allegedly struck the leg of a 34-year-old man. Lohan went into the hotel and was arrested around 2:30 a.m. She was booked for leaving the scene of an accident, a misdemeanor, and was issued a desk-appearance ticket and released from police custody. The pedestrian was taken to Bellevue hospital with a complaint of leg pain. It seems that alcohol was not involved in the incident, but the arrest could trigger a probation violation in Lohan’s jewelry theft case. Lohan’s mom Dina recently denied she was drinking during an interview with Dr. Phil that aired Monday, in which she talked about her daughter’s run-ins with the law.

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Fuck you, Amanda Bynes! The Champ is here! You think you’re cute smoking weed in your car and getting like 50 DUIs over the summer? Pssshhh. Call me when you start running over humans and fleeing the scene, sweetheart. Sure, it seems like alcohol wasn’t involved in the incident. But that doesn’t mean cocaine and prescription pills weren’t.

Lindsay Lohan practically invented the DUI.  Amanda Bynes should pay Lohan royalties every time she blows a .25. You know how every kid growing up playing hoops right wanted to wear number 23? Thats like Amanda Bynes going on her DUI binge. Just paying homage to the G.O.A.T. Sure guys like Lebron came up wearing 23 and he’s in his prime now wowing the rest of the league – but MJ paved the way for guys like him. Thats like Lohan and reckless driving. Bitch revolutionized the drunken slut driving game. She steals jewelry. She hits and run. She somehow never goes to jail for more than 15 minutes. She’s Lindsay Lohan – King Kong ain’t got shit on her!