NY Post – A bunch of wealthy Long Island golfers turned their clubhouse into a cathouse — hiring strippers and hookers to entertain them on the course and in the locker rooms, according to a bombshell complaint. Management at the swank $15,500-a-year Tam O’Shanter Club in Brookville told staffers not to discuss the shenanigans with members’ wives — and made them turn off their cellphones because “they didn’t want anyone taking pictures,” former bartender Justin Williams told The Post. The flesh-fests took place during the country club’s men-only August outings attended by about 100 to 150 members and their guests, said Williams, who this week filed a wrongful termination complaint with the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission. The day began with scantily clad local strippers parading around the golf course at each of the tees — and ended with prostitutes having sex with the men in members-only showers and massage rooms, he said. “The members would play a round of golf, and while they were out there, they would have strippers on the course, and drinks,” said Williams, 33. The girls came in for cocktail hour but would eventually leave — and “the actual prostitutes would come in,” said Williams. “There were about 10 prostitutes. I don’t know where they came from.” During cocktail hour, club general manager Maureen Hollenbach and food manager Carl O’Boyle “would send most of the female staff home. At that point, whoever wanted to solicit would just walk up to the hooker, and things were negotiated during cocktails.” Williams recounted a conversation with O’Boyle in which the manager told him he’d once seen a member getting oral sex from a hooker on the green. “The member told Carl to just move along,” Williams said.
I saw some old man getting his dick sucked on the 17th green. How am I supposed to chip with that going on?
How about these motherfuckers! Now I’m not a golfer, but all my friends are. They’re always trying to get me to come out with them for a round and I’m always like “No way man I don’t have clubs or anything. I suck so bad I’ll ruin your time.” blah blah blah. And they’re always SERIOUSLY adamant that I would love it and I should come. Is that because they’re banging whores every time they hit the golf course? Is that whats going on? Is that what I’ve been missing out on? Because if strippers on the course and full blown whores in the clubhouse is what happens at the country club, it would make a lot more sense why all my buddies are so obsessed with golf. No wonder dudes are always up at 5am and come home at like 5pm. It takes a long time to fuck 10 different whores.
And the best part about this whole system is I don’t even feel bad for the wives. You know they were going to “tupperware parties” getting banged out by their tennis instructors. Like you know those pornos on YouJizz where theres a bunch of middle aged women and they all take turns sucking the dick of some stripper whos wearing nothing but a teddy bear head? Thats these guys’ wives. They know they are busy fucking whores on the fairway so they’re getting stuffed too. Everyone wins.
Except for the whore sucking dick on the 17th green. Thats not the best life situation.