NY Post - Long Island’s hot-dog hooker strutted into her court sentencing yesterday in a bikini top with a Sabrett’s sign stuffed in her pants — and said she’ll soon be back selling her buns in no time. “To all the guys, I’m going to wiggle those wieners,” declared Catherine Scalia, 45. “We’re going to have fun in the sun!” She said she’s scouting a new location in Baldwin — if she can get a permit. “I’ll be back out there at some point. I don’t see what’s wrong with showing what I got. I’m not hurting anybody,” she said. Scalia was sentenced to seven days in prison for selling sex out of her hot dog truck — but she was immediately released on time served. Despite pleading guilty to the prostitution rap last month, Scalia maintained that she only offered striptease sessions in her home to hot dog customers and never solicited full-blown sex. “It’s a bad time for this to be happening because there are sales on hot dogs and buns right now and there’s a lot of business,” she complained.

Who do you think would win in a triple threat match between

The Long Island Hot Dog Hooker

Tan Mom

or Octomom?

I think Octomom would get devoured in a fuckin heart beat. All she wants to do is rub her clit and make a little bit of money. She completely lacks the killer instinct to win the ring. But the Long Island Hot Dog Hooker vs. New Jersey Tan Mom would be a hell of a battle. Hot Dog Hooker is a beast. Bitch looks like she belongs in Tony Soprano’s crew. She looks like she runs about 6’2, 230. If you told me she was a hardened, weathered, veteran member of the mob I’d believe you.

New Jersey Tan Mom looks like a feisty broad. Bitch is like Tupac. Just middle finger to all her haters, Me Against The World mentality. Hot Dog Hooker has the size advantage but Tan Mom has spirit. It could be one of those “Its not the size of the trashy Long Island/New Jersey broad in the fight, but the size of the fight in the trashy Long Island/New Jersey broad” situations. Hot Dog Hooker just wants to sling some bratwurst and give out hand jobs. She goes to jail and comes back and just can’t wait to wrap her hands around some more dick. Like its just her routine. Tan Mom, on the other hand, is like a pit bull who’s been backed into a corner with all the allegations against her. She’s ready to go to war to prove herself.

I know its an upset but I’m taking Jersey Tan Mom to walk out of the ring the winner.