NY Post - Long Island’s infamous Hot Dog Hooker vowed to once again peddle her steamy sausages — even as she remained locked up on prostitution charges for allegedly selling sex from her mobile wiener stand. “I’ll be out there in a bikini top and a G-string this summer,” sausage seductress Catherine Scalia promised in a jail house interview with The Post yesterday. “I have a permit. It’s going to be hot dogs and t-ts.” The defiant mom of four was hit with a misdemeanor prostitution rap last Friday, after cops said she offered to manually stimulate an undercover detective who visited her hot-dog truck in Baldwin for $50. “It’s incredible that these can get you in trouble,” she said, as she shook her ample bosom for a reporter — and drew an amused glance from a corrections officer. Busted for the same scheme in 2005, Scalia said she just can’t give up her lusty lifestyle, and will once again sell hot dogs from her truck, while also working as a stripper. “I work two jobs,” she said. “I sell hot dogs and I strip. And I want to do both as soon as I’m out of here.” Scalia denied the prostitution charges, but admitted to handing out business cards offering to strip for dough. “I learned from the last time not to do anything in the truck,” she said. Scalia claimed that cops ensnared her — and that it was the officer who suggested the illicit, $50 wiener roast. She also mocked the Nassau County cops for a heavy-handed response. ”I started yelling at them,” she said. “There are 10 dead hookers out there and you guys are coming after me for stripping in my own home? . . . I’m just a normal woman with bills to pay.”

When you blog for Barstool New York, you come across a lot of characters. About a million “Does This Look Like The Face Ofs.” Women who run prostitution rings. The Tanorexic Mom from a week ago. They’re all gems. All hilarious. But Long Island’s Hot Dog Hooker may take the cake. She may be my favorite derelict in the history of the NYC Metro area. She sells hot dogs and handjobs out of a truck. Thats really all you need to say. She sells hot dogs and handjobs out of a truck.

I can just see all these fat hairy Long Island guys with sun burnt leather skin stepping up to the front of the truck like “Yea, hi, let me get a wiener with cheese whiz and relish….and also a hot dog with onions.” Run around to the back of the truck and get their dick slathered up with some pickled vegetables and some cheese out of a spray can and get a handy while they chow down on a hot dog. And everyone’s happy. The truck customers leave with a full stomach and an empty ballsack, and she satisfies her urge to serve sausage, both literally and metaphorically. I mean what do you want from The Long Island Hot Dog Hooker? Bitch just loves the dick and the bratwurst. She loves her tits. She’s got an insatiable desire to serve hot dogs and jerk off dicks. Let her live!

And like she said there’s 10 dead hookers all over Long Island with a serial killer on the loose. Lets get our priorities straight huh?

PS – If you don’t think my new motto for the 2012 summer is “Its Gonna Be Hot Dogs And Tits,” you are outside of your mind. Hot dogs and tits! Thats what Long Island does!