Lunatic Pastor Tells Church To Beat The Gay Away
For a second I could tell if I was listening to a homophobic priest or if this was audio from the Saints locker room during Bountygate. I mean if I heard one metaphor about taking out the head I would have thought it was Gregg Williams talking about their playoff game against the 49ers. This was almost as passionate as a Ray Lewis pregame speech.
Only problem is it wasn’t to try and motivate grown men to go kill each other on the football field, it was telling crazy Bible Belt parents to beat their kids. There in lies the problem with this rant. Also this dude is so far off base its unbelievable. I pray to God my sons and/or daughters get all mixed up with their gender and do the opposite of whats expected. Think about it – a son that acts girly or a daughte that acts boyish is the perfect blend for you as a parent to do as little work as possible.
A daughter that acts like a boy is fuckin cake. Don’t have to worry about her being a slutty chick and don’t have to worry about guys always trying to bang her. A son is always easier to handle but if he acts a little girly you don’t have to worry about him getting into trouble and partying too hard and acting like a fuckin idiot. I’d love one big ass easy gender confused family to raise. I’m too lazy to raise normal kids.

You can say that now but trust me, if you have a daughter you’re gonna want her to be hot. Hot girls have the easist lives in the world, have everything handed to them, and never have to worry about a thing. Ugly/fat girls end up harrasing the owner of a mediocre blog because they can’t get attention from men any other way. Their lives are shitty. You’re not gonna want your daughter’s life to be shitty.
Sounds like Larry David
God made us? Yeah tell that to the parent with the 2 year old with cancer who has never seen a healthy day in their life. God must have wanted that kid to suffer. $100 says this fruitcake touches little boys.
these religious freaks are beyond ignorant. They live in a life devoid of logic and reasoning. They are also the most pompous and arrogant assholes around.
HOWEVER, dude has a point. If my son starts acting gay or effeminate (he is more of a destructive war machine with Cars themed sneakers these days anyway), I will correct it. Kid is in pre-school for christ’s sake. If he turns out gay when he’s in college or some shit, we cross that bridge when we get to it. I will do the right thing.
But when little boys act like little girls, it the job of their fathers to correct them.
This guy SO smokes pole in men’s public rest rooms.
I vote for the Northeast to secede and leave all these southern and mid western backward inbred religious wackos for dead. They can have their own “God is love” hate society and let the different christian denominations go to war with each other. I’m going to chug a coors light right now!
I love this guy, I might convert to whatever this religion is
i like how he says that god made him to be a male so he should act like one, completing ignoring the fact that he’s figuratively spitting in god’s face by saying he did a shitty job. Ever think a 4 year old isn’t acting gay that they’re just messing around without a fucking clue as to what their doing? “You see them drop the limp wrist you go over there and crack that wrist!” braking bones is a good way to get your point across, especially when the point is you’re a crazy bible thumping moron fucknut
The Tomboys are the ones that become the hottest once they get to High School. They have no idea cuz high school dudes dont know what the fuck they’re doing. Then once they get to college about 1000 frat bros run train on them.
dude..i fucking love pussy… but come the fuck on. fuck your stupid zombie ass “god” and start accepting people for who they are. god fucking damnit i fuciking hate religion