NYDN – A former Abercrombie & Fitch employee has filed a $1 million lawsuit against the retailer and a modeling agent who he claims ordered him to strip and masturbate during a photo shoot so that he could appear “relaxed.” Benjamine Bowers said he was referred to agent Brian Hillburn by an A&F casting director when he worked for the clothing chain last year, according to a lawsuit obtained by TMZ. Hilburn allegedly flew the male model out to a photoshoot in Jackson, Mississippi, where Hillburn persuaded him to masturbate nude in order to get a more “relaxed” look for his modeling portfolio. The shoot reportedly took place on June 17, 2011. Bowers claims in the suit that Hilburn exposed himself after Bowers finished masturbating and began commenting on the size of their penises. The former A&F employee, according to TMZ, “feels used and believes the photos were never intended to help his career… but just to give Hilburn a cheap thrill.” This is not the first time the retailer has landed in hot water over claims it treated employees unfairly. Abercrombie & Fitch’s Milan outpost was once accused of punishing employees with push-ups and squats in March, according to The Daily Telegraph. In 2011, the chain came under fire for marketing and selling padded bikini tops to 7-year-old girls, Fox News reported. In 2005, Abercrombie & Fitch paid $40 million in a class-action discrimination lawsuit to employees who accused the retailer of putting them in less-visible jobs because they didn’t fit the Abercrombie “look,” according to USA Today.

First thing’s first – if you’re going for the “relaxed” look, there’s no better way than to jerk off. Plain and simple. It might not be a conventional method, but if you’re looking for results, this shit will work for sure. If you want that relaxed dopey look, give me 2 and half minutes and some lotion and I could put myself to fucking sleep if need be.

Secondly, Benjamine Bowers is the biggest asshole in the world for three main reasons: A) He spells Benjamin with an E on the end. 2) He spends his life modeling for Abercrombie & Fitch making a living by getting flown all over the country jerking off taking pictures and has the nerve to complain, and D) He whipped out his junk and beat his dick with this creepy photographer and then has the balls to turn around and sue him for it. Hey BenjaminE – in case you didn’t notice you hit the jackpot. You’re a male model – the cushiest job in the world. The most difficult part of your professional life is people asking your to jack your dick off. People would kill to be you. And you’re gonna rock the boat? For sure not. Sure its a little weird that this photographer asked you to take your dick out in front of him. Even weirder that he proceeded to take out his and compare sizes. But if Abercrombie wants their models with a soft penis and a relaxed look on their face then you beat your meat and smile a dopey smile. There’s a million Derek Zoolanders behind you with their dicks in their hands and a tranquil look on their face who will take your place faster than you can say Blue Steel